deflecting all criticism of my unsorted cutlery drawer by saying 'entropy always increases in a closed system'

Interviewer: Gap you explain this gap in your CV?

Me: Yes, I am symmetric with respect to exchange and so only have even-J rotational levels.

#chemsky #parity

could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

(two minutes after sitting down) Oh shit dude I think that's Godot lol, see ya. (Confidently getting into wrong car

Another very fine piece of science from the PhD thesis of Dr Dennis Milesevic is available in press.

Here, we show the wavelength dependent photodissociation dynamics of a model peptide radical cation.

pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/...

Maybe every year someone needs to be mean to Wemby and then he just goes bananas?

A fully funded PhD position in my research group is available.

Details on our research can be found here: www.nurd.org.uk

The project would suit anyone with an MSci in chemistry or physics with an interest/experience in reaction dynamics, ultrafast laser spectroscopy, and instrument development

If you actually, genuinely want to house the #homeless... - just give them money.
#BasicIncome in every study done ends up cheaper than the endless interventions required when people live on the street: all of the police, courts, ambulance and hospital...
www.theguardian.com/society/2024...

A fully funded PhD position in my research group is available.

Details on our research can be found here: www.nurd.org.uk

The project would suit anyone with an MSci in chemistry or physics with an interest/experience in reaction dynamics, ultrafast laser spectroscopy, and instrument development

#PhDposition

I have a fully funded PhD position in my research group at the University of Nottingham for the Oct 2025 academic year

The project is to build a reaction microscope to study ultrafast photoionisation dynamics in the gas phase

Details here: www.jobs.ac.uk/job/DKQ416/f...

Past it on

Leaned on the vent valve of a full speed turbo and heard the most ungodly scream that I will never forget. Luckily I closed it fast enough to avoid a crash landing and witness the full extent of the wrath of conservation of angular momentum

1x 60 card starter of 5th edition
2x 5th edition booster

3 players

Clay Statue banned.

I forgot to specify that I mean AD seasons 1-2.5, but that’s far more self-explanatory than Simpsons S1-8 or whatever (my second choice)

Not sure if this counts: in HS, we were titrating KMnO4 and I spilled a bunch all over my lap. My gf says “if we put H2SO4 on that it will get rid of the stain”. I’m like “genius!” And allow her to dropper 6M acid on my crotch. Colour vanishes, and by lunch time so had most of the front of my jeans.

Okay, introductions time:

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Can I say it's wild to have a timeline that's isn't an ad every third post

Two absolute units, all tuckered out after a big day exploring the their new house.

I had a moment during a workshop class this week where I began to explain something before realising that it would mean that I also had to explain Coriolis coupling, so I decided to just trail off and pretend it didn’t happen.

After 10 lectures of Statistical Mechanics, I can proudly say that I finally understand Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs.

Okay, fine. I’ll get off the stupid other app.

I yearn for Australian Milo deliveries

Hmmm