Bort Lugosi's Dead
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A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them
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giantsizebort.bsky.social
This is absolutely the band to take seriously. The right should absolutely take everything they do at face value.
Gwar - Saddam A Go-Go (HD)
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giantsizebort.bsky.social
Also, underrated; "Retail" Dragon not being a bargain bin dragon gimmick, but a guy who's a dragon that works at Wal-Mart is a good bit.
giantsizebort.bsky.social
Dragon Dragon is the epitome of the "lol wrestling, right?" vibe of chikara's early years. Wrestling in slow motion, having the power to physically stop the match, all great bits, but nothing is funnier to me than the zenith of all "dragon" named wrestlers being a literal, physical dragon.
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giantsizebort.bsky.social
Dragon Dragon is the epitome of the "lol wrestling, right?" vibe of chikara's early years. Wrestling in slow motion, having the power to physically stop the match, all great bits, but nothing is funnier to me than the zenith of all "dragon" named wrestlers being a literal, physical dragon.
giantsizebort.bsky.social
Charitably, MTV as we knew it died somewhere in the 2010s; if I had a specific date, it'd be when they celebrated the 30th anniversary of the channel with a blogpost and a graphic, when the decade marker years prior got massive concerts and ceremonies.
giantsizebort.bsky.social
I'd get madder about MTV shutting down its music channels (overseas) and write an epic soliloquy about MTV shaping various artforms beyond music (animation especially) but, y'know...once a thing is vastly different from what it was for twenty years, it's not like it can be THAT thing again, can it?
giantsizebort.bsky.social
...so were you a Two Princes guy or a Little Miss Can't Be Wrong guy?
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nylarosebeast.bsky.social
lol and not a single peep from anybody about unfair advantages or how they don’t want to see a man hit a woman… yet let me simply exist🥴🥴

Almost like it was never actually about those things… funny huh
zoewithasword.bsky.social
Really surprised by this Jetspeed Babes v. FTR/Megan Bayne match on Collision, most intergender matches are a little clunky because of the whole "only women fight women, only men fight men" shit and this one was just a straight up proper intergender brawl and it ruled
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giantsizebort.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Need a color matched
gemcitygem.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Teach ethical AI use
schmanthonyp.bsky.social
"In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand"

For literally specifically what I've been dealing with this month:

"New online banking platform".
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ifycomedy.com
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
giantsizebort.bsky.social
I will eat this apple pie slurry
giantsizebort.bsky.social
There's no fuckin way this show was only 13 episodes, I feel like I watched it every Sunday for like three years.
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gemcitygem.bsky.social
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
gemcitygem.bsky.social
So now the Brewers better win tomorrow
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tdewrestling.com
Good news, everyone... it's now time for #tjpw! #wrestleUNIVERSE

➡️ wrestle-universe.com
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tdewrestling.com
Don't you know that she's TOXIC! #AEWCollision
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brainnotonyet.bsky.social
“Free speech curfew” is one of the most authoritarian and dystopian terms I think I have ever heard.
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giantsizebort.bsky.social
The Brewers are gonna win whether they want to or not!
The "British Bulldog is gonna win" kid only I photoshopped (poorly) a cheesehead onto their head and their jacket to reflect the Packer colors. This makes little sense, as I'm talking about the Brewers, but go with it.
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ravenpaine.bsky.social
my friend just shared this with me
Dr Eggman Robotnic drawn in two images, Designed with Gamers in mind: Caked up Robotnic, Designed with activists in mind: no ass Robotnic looks sad
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giantsizebort.bsky.social
Can now post my own gifs, enjoy Jennifer Connelly putting her stocking on