Pfunk, the Shenanigator
@gluonsrule.bsky.social
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Writer, singer, sinner, comedian...crime-fighter. Auntie.
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gluonsrule.bsky.social
oh, i'm not discounting that i'm their mom- it's just a different vibe when you're the aunt. also, my mom was involved, so it's not strictly one mother figure.
the love is there fo sho.
gluonsrule.bsky.social
yeah...just gird yourself. the first time i encountered the 'old' sheets, I wasn't prepared.
gluonsrule.bsky.social
my kids are not like that...probably because I'm not their biological mom - their mom died when they were young, so i'm auntie/mommy. no 'too cool' bidness. 😂
you can be sure that he's probably not washing them often enough. 🤣
gluonsrule.bsky.social
in other news, i'm craving lard bread and I don't have the will or the ingredients to make it.
(this is an on-going struggle, I know)
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theradr.bsky.social
hey, white friends, in case you thought being white and normie lookin' was gonna keep you safe from our fascist secret police, it will not.

it matters that they are coming for ANYBODY

we must fight their stealing ANYONE

AND: all our liberations are, as always, intertwined.
heartlandsignal.bsky.social
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
gluonsrule.bsky.social
it's my #1 kid's 44th birthday. she's still my little poopie.
gluonsrule.bsky.social
good. i can't right now with all of the shite.
gluonsrule.bsky.social
i'm suddenly getting a lot of gay male thirst trap-type followers. i am not sure how I feel about this. I've blocked them, but it's kinda weird, no? 😂
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histoftech.bsky.social
Traveling halfway across the world & packing into a room for a conference panel on the theme of resisting eugenics.

But not wearing a respirator during a surge in the ongoing pandemic.

What a fun way to show how the research & scholars you’re there to ostensibly listen to mean jack shit to you.
gluonsrule.bsky.social
let me know if i'm following them so I can block them. this kinda bullsnipe is why we're in this situation. unreal.
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doriandawes.bsky.social
I want it understood right now that Peter Thiel is one of the people who believes AI will become God.
gluonsrule.bsky.social
We are in this mess because of complete ejits. Nothing cleverly done, minejoo...just a bunch of doofy ejits marching in lockstep.
Of course, the geniuses who haven't figured out that the fantasy of white supremacy needs dismantling- MAJOR, but still.
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clancyny.bsky.social
TIL: In Illinois, police video is ordinarily EXEMPT from disclosure unless it's been flagged for review based on a shooting, use-of-force report, arrest, or complaint.

People, if there are issues, you gotta file a complaint!
jimdaleywrites.bsky.social
Pass it on: If you FILE A COMPLAINT about police activity, it flags the body-worn camera video so reporters can obtain it later via FOIA requests.

City: www.chicagocopa.org/complaints/i...
County: apps.cookcountyil.gov/oiig/
State: oeig.illinois.gov/complaints/o...
peoplesfabric.com
State troopers just dragged three people out of the crowd.
gluonsrule.bsky.social
Nurse Jackie is on Netflix, if you're still using it.
I missed her messiness.
gluonsrule.bsky.social
lissen. i have helped people i straight up despise, just so they'll be on their way. as my mom used to say 'that's some of the best money I spent, getting rid of X' pssh...we may help you change your tire, but we're gonna bitch at you for not having AAA. 😂
gluonsrule.bsky.social
I can't explain why this made me laugh out loud, but it did.
gluonsrule.bsky.social
There are so many different 'accents' IN NYC...please. I can tell if you're from the Bronx or Brooklyn (and which part of Brooklyn/Bronx) because I have an ear for languages/accents/music. Oddly, I'm not as sure about Queens.
There is music in NY accents (some of 'em)...folks are just silly.
gluonsrule.bsky.social
'Kind' and 'nice' are very different things, and people would be better served to learn the difference.
East Coast people are kind but not 'nice', and it's best.
'Nice' people don't give a single loose booty about you, but a 'kind' person will help you - even if they don't like you. mostly.