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🦋 From "The Unicode Unicorn" series, by @brushandquill.bsky.social ♀️ She/Her ⚠️ Rated 18+ #️⃣ #fantasy | #furry | #nsfw | #politics 👤 @agonwolfe.bsky.social ☕ https://ko-fi.com/brushquillco

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · Jan 6

Hey, I'm Aušrinė. Just use Ozzy, Ozzie, Oz...

♀️ - She/Her
📏 - 185cm (6ft 1in)
⚖ - 107kg (236lb)
🦄 - Equus sapiens

🛫 - Trondheim, Trøndelag 🇳🇴
🛬 - Cincinnati, Ohio 🇺🇸
🗳 - Anarchist
🌙 - Paganism

🤘 Yes, I like Black Sabbath. No, I don't care if you do. 🖕

🟣 Links below to follow and support:

Brush & Quill Co-operative 🖌️ 🪶 @brushandquill.bsky.social · Jan 1

Greetings!

The Brush & Quill Cooperative produces the urban fantasy adventures of the ageless mouse sorceress @lshaonu.bsky.social and the unicorn tech-mage @haakonsdotter.bsky.social.

Support and follow us at:
☕ ko-fi.com/brushquillco
🐾 www.furaffinity.net/user/brush-n...

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1h

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 1h

Oh, yeah.

Even Politico is calling it. Lawl

Politico @politico.com · 1h

Mamdani's response to Cuomo's claims that he's too inexperienced to be NYC mayor: "What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what you don't have in integrity, you could never make up for in experience."

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 1h

Lulz. Nah. That man don't believe in "collateral damage". Or wasting firepower.

Man drew and didn't hesitate. Lawl

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 2h

Old Curt Sliwa may have been shot five times, but at least he wasn't gunned down on live television.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 4h

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 2h

Another day, another reminder to...

✨ FUCK THIS DUDE 🎶

Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 4h

CA governor Gavin Newsom vetoed both of the major AI bills on his desk that Silicon Valley meaningfully opposed—one making it illegal for bosses to use AI to fire workers with no oversight, one requiring chatbot sellers to ensure their products do not harm children before marketing to them.

Silicon Valley's capture of our political institutions is all but complete

The tech lobby kills off two key California AI bills, and why it matters. Plus: How Sam Altman played Hollywood with Sora 2, organized mass social media deletions, and more.

www.bloodinthemachine.com

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Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 2h

no takers yet Slots open!

Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 22h

Open for 3-4 YCHs ( and Foxtober pics until i hit my financial goal for the month

Prices are on the respective cards and examples will be in the follow up post in the thread!

To claim:

Email me @ [email protected]

Subject: YCH

( instructions in the next post)

#furry #commissions

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 2h

I'm going to say again... You may not like De Blasio but he delivered on universal pre-K. I personally know a number of people in this city who have and are taking advantage of this and are happy about it.

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 2h

**CONTINUES** to remain undefeated - barring a Mamdani win **AND** successful tenure in office.

De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’

NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference ...

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 2h

. . . 🦄

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 2h

this white house actively treats a large swath of americans as disloyal and outside the political community and it doesn’t merit so much as a peep from the political press

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 2h

[Goes weak-kneed, but not in the fun way]

Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 6h

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
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Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
*********** * * * * * *
Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible
12 operations?
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A.
Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
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set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
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was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
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program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
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Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
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of ours, a guy named
, who is one of the preeminent
underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
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submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
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Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 2h

Nailed it. Lulz

McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 2h

"If you ever needed proof that woke elites are targeting the conservative way of life, well, here it is. Politico, that infamous, Marxist rag, published 2,900 pages of private text messages—all in an attempt to ruin the lives of our youngest eighteen to forty-year-olds."

Young Republican Kids Say the Darndest Things

“Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery, and rape…. Vice President JD Vance downplayed [the] bi...

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 3h

Our project lead did this yesterday.

Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 13d

Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 3h

He only grew in power.

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 3h

As a unicorn, I can't tell you how often I heard that growing up.

J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 5h

you frolicked in the wrong meadow bitch

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 5h

every building should have a swing set on its premises.

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 3h

And that, kids, is how "they get you".

J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 6h

"the new law includes a mandate that, every six months, the poorest 10% are executed"

I'm not in the poorest 10%, what do I care?

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 3h

"Skill issue" doesn't even cover this.

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Chinchy @chinchy.bsky.social · 6h

The difference between inspiration and plagiarism is actually the simplest fucking thing in the world, and a professional writer should be able to figure that shit out

Scott Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 7h

This response... jesus...

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 3h

Oh, best of luck, leatherwing. Go where the wind of adventure and the flame of battle lead you.

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 11h

Hey! Keep fit out there. Keep active. And remember that there's always time for grab-ass later! Keep your eyes on the prize of melting the overpriced ice for now!

Brush & Quill Co-operative 🖌️ 🪶 @brushandquill.bsky.social · Feb 12

"There is a time and place for everything."

Pestering a sweaty unicorn is always the wrong place and the wrong time for anything. #fantasy #furry #art #ozzy

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🎨 @mukitsune.bsky.social 🪙
🐾 www.furaffinity.net/view/53631803/

Illustration: Aušrinė "Ozzy" Haakonsdotter, a sorrel-coated unicorn woman with blonde hair and green eyes, is exercising with a resistance band. She is dressed in a red sports top and black training leggings, with her bare hooves sticking out. With her left hoof on the resistance band, she has extended both her harms to shoulder height. The band is not taut because she has paused her exercise routine. Instead, she is supposed to raise her arms over her head. She has paused her workout because she is aware of other people ogling her from behind, due to the fullness of her buttocks and the way her leggings accentuate her curves while her blonde tail is raised. She looks over her shoulder to shout "What the FUCK are you looking at!?" Illustrated by @mukitsune.bsky.social

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 11h

Yo! Don't forget to check out Tom 'n' Artie!

I think people are pretty agreed on the fact that frogs are cute, yeah? Yeah. Frogs are cute.

Nik is a frog and she's a thief. Hell, what else are you going to do when you have sticky fingers by nature?

✍ hazeamaze.bsky.social
🎨 skysunnymq.bsky.social

Illustration: Nik, a yellow frog woman with red eyes, poses in various outfits. On the left, she is wearing her standard outfit: an purple sports top with light orange legggings with purple accents, purple sneakers and a dark orange jacket. Center top, she is wearing a turquoise bikini top, pink sweatpants and turquoise shoes while doing a kick stand. Center bottom, she is wearing purple and yellow striped gym shorts with a black sports top and a turquoise sleeveless athletic shirt with pink sneakers while kneeling. On the right, she is wearing a black backless hoodie sweater, blue jeans and pink track shoes while leaping into the air. Illustrated by @skysunnymq.bsky.social

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Franchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh.bsky.social · 3h

A special leopards rendition in honor of the 10 year anniversary of @cavalorn.bsky.social’s famous tweet!

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Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 3h

Haw. "Ladies first"? You're a little gentleman, hur hur hur

Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴 @haakonsdotter.bsky.social · 3h

Mediocre dweebs crying about stiff competition, they are.

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 3h

the chief characteristic of the conservative intellectual nowadays is *being a whiny little baby who wants to be spoon-fed plaudits by the world.*