Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴
@haakonsdotter.bsky.social
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🦋 From "The Unicode Unicorn" series, by @brushandquill.bsky.social ♀️ She/Her ⚠️ Rated 18+ #️⃣ #fantasy | #furry | #nsfw | #politics 👤 @agonwolfe.bsky.social ☕ https://ko-fi.com/brushquillco
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haakonsdotter.bsky.social
Hey, I'm Aušrinė. Just use Ozzy, Ozzie, Oz...

♀️ - She/Her
📏 - 185cm (6ft 1in)
⚖ - 107kg (236lb)
🦄 - Equus sapiens

🛫 - Trondheim, Trøndelag 🇳🇴
🛬 - Cincinnati, Ohio 🇺🇸
🗳 - Anarchist
🌙 - Paganism

🤘 Yes, I like Black Sabbath. No, I don't care if you do. 🖕

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brushandquill.bsky.social
Greetings!

The Brush & Quill Cooperative produces the urban fantasy adventures of the ageless mouse sorceress @lshaonu.bsky.social and the unicorn tech-mage @haakonsdotter.bsky.social.

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haakonsdotter.bsky.social
Seriously, though, you know the people in charge of that division are like "... wut"?
haakonsdotter.bsky.social
[Annoying Horse Laugh]
djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
haakonsdotter.bsky.social
Hey... "The way of the warrior is death". Accept that you will die and seek honor before death finds you. Only cowards hold onto life to tightly and sacrifice others to save their own skin.

Also... Hell yeah.
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swop-usa.bsky.social
The focus on pornography and blaming it for every social problem has led to actual predators flying under the radar until it's too late.

Stop blaming porn and start finding actual solutions.
mikestabile.bsky.social
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse
In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.
churchleaders.com
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mattythemouse.bsky.social
Yeah, Homer Simpson used to be a boomer… But then the show kept going and then I, a millennial, surpassed Homer Simpson in age!

Zoomers, it will happen to yooou!
haakonsdotter.bsky.social
Lawl. I kid of find it funny that there's a lot of scarring.

Which, you know... for some people scarification is hot...

And for the other side: these are some bad bitches you've been drawing - thrusting blades and sky blackening arrows don't seem to slow 'em down.
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hazeamaze.bsky.social
I have an announcement!

I've decided to give up on comic writing and pursue my true passion.

Henching!

I'll let you all know how this turns out.
haakonsdotter.bsky.social
I don't know... heard the boss was a hardass. But he's definitely a man in it for the love of the game. And the HATE.
haakonsdotter.bsky.social
Mean girls who will destroy you(r penis), lulz. Ya, they attract a lot of the boys.
haakonsdotter.bsky.social
For real though: the President of the United States is operating the largest trafficking operation on the planet.
haakonsdotter.bsky.social
What is Dave? The fucking Holy Ghostbuster?
haakonsdotter.bsky.social
You have to be completely divorced from reality in order to deliberately turn the entire planet against you.
haakonsdotter.bsky.social
That minding bitch is still milkshook, LAWL
hannahgais.bsky.social
Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. 

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes
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haakonsdotter.bsky.social
WOW...
diplomatofnight.com
Missed this but according to a recent Hebrew University poll, half of all Israeli Jews think Fox News is biased in favor of Palestinians
Hebrew Uni poll
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haakonsdotter.bsky.social
I know SO many bird people who get mad... lulz...
irvingwrites.bsky.social
Whenever someone says "birds aren't real" I'm imagining a really pretty anthro avian girl throwing her hands up.

"Am I joke to you?!"
haakonsdotter.bsky.social
Like... I don't know, man... Maybe fuck these people? Lulz
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
“Stabilizing Argentina is ‘America First’.”

🇦🇷 🇺🇸
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pbump.com
Oh, does it benefit the US to provide aid to foreign countries? That would have been good to know back in January and February.
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
“Stabilizing Argentina is ‘America First’.”

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