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I need suggestions for Greek-origin word of the day to make a Greek friend who is stressed out laugh

Ive done callipygian (and catapygian), and boustrophedon so far so I’ve set a high standard. Donations accepted.
hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social
I recommend peau de loup, kirrin finch for quality fabric, it tends to run pretty masc tho
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ianboudreau.com
We have an important Gil update
Gil, a big tabby cat, looking up over the back of a porch chair. He is in the middle of meowing and is raising one paw.
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weyodi.bsky.social
Greasy Grass Press will no longer be publishing The Bees Made Honey In The Rick Man's Skull series. Unfortunately the company will be dissolving due to factors that take out indie publishers every year. That said it will be available somewhere next year.
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fraggerblats.bsky.social
If we actually had a working consumer protection agency and not the cronies that were put in place now, I'd 100% want a lawsuit against Microsoft for saying that online accounts are necessary for Windows 11
Its just a blatantly false piece of information.
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rlmartstudio.bsky.social
This week in 1988: 1,000+ ACT UP demonstrators shut down the FDA headquarters, demanding (and eventually winning) action on developing HIV/AIDS treatments. ACT UP's militant and creative actions always included powerful visual artwork, and paved the way for movements in the decades to come.
A photograph from the 1988 ACT UP demonstration outside the FDA. Many people are participating in a die-in on the front steps, holding mock tombstones with messages like "RIP - killed by the FDA" and "Dead from lack of drugs." A line of police officers (some with classic 80s mustaches) wearing riot helmets stands between them and the building; one cop wearing white gloves is walking through the demonstrators. Affixed to the 2nd story windows of the building is a series of posters and a large blank banner reading Silence = Death.
hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social
This is Kermit dreaming of the rain (positive) that is a fucking blessing bring copies of the TEA DRAGON books and a blankie and pillow
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jamellebouie.net
have been thinking of rewatching THE FIRST PURGE in light of the federal paramilitaries trying to instigate violence and provoke a reaction from americans
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threnody.bsky.social
“i hope i’m not getting depressed again,” she said, putting a handful of loose brown sugar into her mouth. “now’s a bad time to crash out.”

she opened her other fist. smashed kirkland potato chips fell into a pile of crumbly blue cheese & she rolled a burrito.

“i’m probably fine,” she said.
hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social
At 14 I had a far, FAR more sophisticated understanding of religion; a year later I lived in a fucking Buddhist monastery because I found one and was like “how about I do a special school project”
hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social
Most people: he is a fascist and a technobro

Me: yes and also he doesn’t have a 15yo boy’s sophisticated understanding of philosophy or theology

“Luffy is a Christ figure” bitch Mr Snuffupagus is a Christ figure and Big Bird is Saul on the Road to Damascus this is what you sound like
hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social
Bouttee make a really bold assertion about Acadien French
Map of Quebec (1,542,056 km2) next to map of France (549,970 km2)
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs". There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."
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aphclarkson.bsky.social
If this was happening in any other country you'd have journalists and analysts discussing risks of state failure
hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social
I feel like a lunatic when I try to explain THE ELECTRIC COMPANY

That show was baller and should be brought back in a new format
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alandettlaff.com
Yesterday I was told that the class I’m scheduled to teach this month, Confronting Oppression & Injustice, is no longer part of our curriculum. This is a required class yet there was no discussion, no faculty vote, just an email saying the class no longer exists. This is what it’s like in Texas now.
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sarahquaint.bsky.social
While providing tech support for my FIL:

FIL: What's that screen?

ME: The terminal. You should never use it.

FIL: Never?

ME: So you know how I'm allowed to watch you open the electrical panel and swap out breakers, but I'm not allowed to ever open up it myself?

FIL: Ah! I understand, thank you.
hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social
What the fuck is it with “blue hair” with these motherfuckers anyway they are fixated on it. It seems to be a dog whistle for “not a tradwife”, which is like almost the entire population
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davebrockman.bsky.social
Where's Philomena when you need her? #TOTP
hannahjohnspoon.bsky.social
My misspelling would have thrown you. Of course now we don’t have to write the circonflex, and it’s pèlerinage and not pélèrinage because that is what we say