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She/her. Comedian & writer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast; Mark Watson's official cartographer. Has a pet hamster. 🐹 Free, online, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.bsky.social 🍓 Writer for @thedailytism.com

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · Mar 19

And if you like doing four* minutes of stand-up to 3000** people, please sign up for Coherent Comedy!

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · Mar 19

If you want to get your adrenalin pumping I’d certainly recommend doing four minutes of standup to 3000 people.

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 59m

Happy birthday!

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 2h

"I know, it's funny because he's tall so he'd HAVE to, wouldn't he. Ahh."

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 2h

I have only marginally more sports knowledge than my Spouse, which is why I got to explain to him who "the tall guy in the Persil adverts" is.

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 3h

Google search: can surfboard wax be used for moustaches

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Mat Ryer @matryer.bsky.social · 3h

Every time I read about crypto, I cry, and then turn over.

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 3h

Tell you what, a weekly writing deadline is going to do wonders for my house. I've already mopped the floor and I'm eyeing up the bathroom.

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 3h

I'd never previously considered Poirot on a surfboard, but now it's all I can think about.

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Laura @latriviata.bsky.social · 7h

et le Premier Officier, Martin du Creff

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 21h

Mr France. I am so disappointed. France has given is some of the most ill-thought out and poor taste outfits over the years and this is just *dull*. And also badly fitting. I so expect so much better from France (by which I mean much worse)

A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 6h

Every damn time. 😍

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 19h

Noble beast. 🐹

A light brown hamster sitting on a shelf

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 19h

Ah, like graffiti.

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 19h

Guy.

Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 19h

I know I'm not going to win this one. I know NTs make up the vast majority of human experience, and generally they love fireworks. I guess they don't experience the noise & light as physical pain. (Fair enough!)

But even with that, WHY make a colossally loud noise in a built up residential area?