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Jeff Drake

@hatethedrake.bsky.social

670 followers 390 following 610 posts

TV writer, McSweeney’s contributor, father of four, loudmouthed antifa pinko commie lefty socialist who thinks everyone deserves equal rights. I know, weird right?

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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 2d

Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 1d

In a perfect world, his name would be Dansby Swansby.

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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 1d

“A man broke into my house and wanted to murder me with a knife. I treated him like a normal guest in my house with civility and curiosity. He stabbed me several times, which caught me by surprise. If this were to happen again, I wouldn’t change a thing.” -Chuck Schumer basically

Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 2d

He’d probably just do it faster?

Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 2d

The Kershaw Kollapse happens like Klockwork.

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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 4d

To be fair, Edman did his best to throw the ball away. Even he seemed to want to even the series.

Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 4d

Who can I talk to about never showing that Verizon ad where the guy has a mouth on his chest?

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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 4d

I say the same thing to my Metamucil.

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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 4d

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.

"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.

Fuck you - fuck you again.

Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds

Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.

local12.com

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 6d

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 7d

Wait a minute. Is he dead again?

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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 8d

There has never been a president more horny to put Americans out of work.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 8d

Posted by the President of the United States.

Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 8d

The K$H on the front. The old school Tommy gun on the back. This government is being run by middle schoolers.

Sam @samd.bsky.social · 8d

reddit occupied government

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The challenge coins being handed out by @FBIDirectorKash. Seems someone put a lot of thought into this.

Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 8d

I think that’s a cultural thing. I think it was a positive gesture.

Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 8d

Not even once?

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 9d

Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later.

harpers.org/archive/1941...

Who Goes Nazi?, by Dorothy Thompson

harpers.org

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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 9d

Why…he’s been dead for yeeeaarrrs!

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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 9d

Trump? Never heard of him.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10d

"You can join me if you like. There’s plenty of room for all of us, plenty of dank caves in this massive mountain. Life here is terrible, hopeless, and relentlessly depressing. But at least it’s predictable. And isn’t that way better than being happy?"

Thank God I Didn’t Vote for Hope and Joy

Several months ago, in the lead-up to the most recent Most Important Election of Our Lifetime, I wondered out loud whether we should choose the unc...

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 10d

How is this sustainable?

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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 10d

This is a small example of what will likely happen in 2026.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10d

Mike Johnson continues to refuse to swear in a Democrat who won in a landslide.

Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 10d

So many strong words!

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 11d

Photo of Trump's terrible makeup line and thin hair saying I'm a very aesthetic person

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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 11d

Chuck Schumer, in an hour from now: I think we’ve made our point. It’s time to reopen the government.

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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 11d

“I got drafted to do this, but of course could not serve. Because of my bone spurs.”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11d

Trump on Gaza: "We're gonna create something that was my idea but unfortunately I got drafted. It's gonna be called the 'board of peace.' And it's gonna reign over that territory. They asked me if I'd be the chairman of the board of peace. I said yes."