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Ouija F. Baby

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Your favorite archaeologist, historian, and curator. Chicagoan melting in the South. Dissertating Tarheel (Writing about Black Feminist worldmaking and 1990s R&B) Some random emojis that may or may not mean things: 💚🩷🌻🦚🪞

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Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 16d

There will be typos.

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Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 12m

Lmaoooo!! This is me too…until….until

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Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 16h

Its so damn annoying. I mean, I’m all for growth, but not when it has to come at someone else’s expense. Good for her, and also fuck her.

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Orion 💫 @aliceindeathland.bsky.social · 2d

Black women are the most gorgeous women on earth

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Luma @darkblueluma.bsky.social · 22h

Say what you will about Kamala Harris, but there would be MUCH MORE pro-Palestine protests if she was in the White House.

We can’t even protest in support of Palestine without being afraid the feds will send us away!

Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 22h

These people don't care about gaza, this is performance for the internet.

JikissGamer @jikissgamer.bsky.social · 2d

She deserved to lose and I don't regret withholding my vote in that election in the slightest. I could not in good conscience reward her for what the Biden Admin did in Gaza with her as VP.

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Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 21h

Former friends/partners sending me letters years after the fact doesn’t inspire nostalgia. It’s more annoying than anything. If you would’ve treated me better, that regret wouldn’t be choking the life out of you like that, champ.

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Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 22h

Thank you, my friend used it as a joke and I told him that I was stealing it lol

Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 22h

I think a lot of people are actually very trash at building connections with other people. I’m not surprise, but still bothered lol

Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 23h

“How’s it goin, sport” took three whole days with the help/at the expense of several hundred gallons of water and environmental decay of a predominantly Black neighborhood…

Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 23h

It took him three days to come up with something that he didn’t even come up with and then he watered it down to the blandest thing on earth. Three days! Lmao

Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 23h

WAIT A MINUTE. I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT IT TOOK THREE DAYS. LMAOOOOOO. It took the same amount of time to send a text message that it took Jesus to resurrect from the dead?!? Lmaooo

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Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 23h

Lmao exactly what was his plan going to be if this worked? And how long did he think he was going to be able to keep using ai before she found out and left anyway?

ALSO, ChatGPT suggested a really good message and he ARGUED IT DOWN to a boring one lmao. I’m screaming

C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 1d

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

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Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 23h

Actually…yes.

Gaal Dornick @onthecountof3.bsky.social · 1d

🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

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Gay & Tonic @deerene.bsky.social · 1d

One thing about me.

The food gonna be good and the babes gonna be fine. MY BRAND.

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Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 1d

Hiiiii! And good morning…even though I’m about to get my ass back in the bed after I drink this water lol

Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 1d

💫💫💫💫

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1d

Good morning my good people

Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah. I going to move home after I finish this degree. Need to.

Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 1d

*Sigh* the best skyline. Hands down. #Chicago

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Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 1d

Alina Baraz releasing only 2 songs feels unfair to me and my ears.

Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 1d

The way people don’t get why the new things fall apart, whole time the old things still got them in a chokehold…codependency is a silent killer of dreams. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Ouija F. Baby @heartbreakscholar.bsky.social · 1d

I’m very careful not to allow my past to exist in my present or future. You gotta take your whole self with you when things end.

Sabotaging your future because you showed up to the new life as the pieces of you that your ex partner/friends/associates left behind is a very real thing.