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Hellaholla 🇺🇦

@hellaholla.bsky.social

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Tw——r, 2009-2020. American, mellotron sorcerer. Don’t blame me, I voted for the cop lady.

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 31m

300 lbs of 💩 in a 200 lb sack

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 32m

He should have lent them one of the fake Time covers he has framed all over his bedbug-infested golf motel.

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 2h

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Ewamore, Quoth the Raven @ewacat.bsky.social · 4h

Oh my god, perfect for Threads, feels like destiny

Simon Christiansen @simonchris.bsky.social · 5h

Current main character on Threads. Everyone is now posting knitting projects saying they're none of your business.

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 8h

Just a mile off Route F

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 9h

Chad Smith has property in North Tonawanda*

*I’m guessing

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 9h

Two more of those and they get into the World Series thing

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 9h

Mrs. Tuthill (Virginia Kiser) is still around.

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 10h

Is the mayor subject to recall?

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 10h

I Want to Hold Your Hand.

By Al Green.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=qS6K...

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

ROFLMAOMGTFO

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

Always about you isn’t it

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Racial Dolezal @sircoach.blacksky.app · 1d

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So 2 cops (white Hispanic men) just came to my door, guns drawn, asking who was in the residence. When asked why, they didn't explain, they only repeated the question. Then a 3rd cop (Black woman) came up and said, "Somebody snatched an iPad @ a Walgreens nearby and we were given this address."

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

She heard we missed her so she came back 🥶

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry.

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

“I put a whale in the test, a great and beautiful whale, and all the doctors were amazed, they never saw anybody put a whale in the test before, but that’s me, always doing the impossible, like a wizard, I’m a very tremendous wizard, I think so.” 🇺🇸

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Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

Just tell her your planet needs you. She’ll understand.

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

“Rosebud.”

(the name of a 14-year-old from Taiwan he met on Epstein Island. Great massages.)

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

“You know what my problem was, I was too good to people. I’m what you call a ‘soft touch’, a big softie, that’s me, very sad. If I was nasty to all the terrible nasty Democrats I could have gone very farther in life, believe me.” 🇺🇸

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

My “Laufey Taufey” joke never did land quite right.

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

What, in all the world, is more wonderful than a nepo baby with an attitude? #DanJenkins

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

My hypothesis is that she was watching the performance from Pebble Bar and was so pissed she ran to 30 Rock and crashed the show.

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

“Take My Wives, Please!” 🛢

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

Hillbilly comic fresh from the Riyadh festival

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

HEY!! They spelled Formaggio Blow’s name wrong! How dumb they think we are, huh?? 🤯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Hellaholla 🇺🇦 @hellaholla.bsky.social · 1d

🎵 “I used to BE a little BOY- “