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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 24d

mentally, i am the strongest creature who ever lived. people come from all around to visit my enclosure. they stand at a comfortable distance and they say “i hear it has very good mental. the best in the animal kingdom”. and they’re right

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 7h

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𝙯𝙤𝙚 @tipcalculator.bsky.social · 8h

a haiku:

ht's poetry
are you allowed to see it?
no... i don't think so!!

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 8h

posting bad poetry in one of the discords nobody knows im in

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 10h

macabre life update: didn't realize shirt was inside out all day

ht @helltran.bsky.social · 14h

trans women aren't targeted by misandry--to the extremely limited extent one could argue it exists at all--because we're not men

ht @helltran.bsky.social · 14h

misandry does not exist as an institutional force in society in the way that misogyny does

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 4d

despite the ceaseless outpouring of evidence for this over many many years, a lot of people remain intent on not figuring it out

Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 4d

Liberal politicians aren’t betraying you they are agents of fascism

If you believe they are your allies you will get fucked

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sister sourswamp @mallweasel.bsky.social · 18h

can’t mindfreak a mindfreaker

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John @jimflannel.bsky.social · 1d

video games. like and rt if you disagree

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 1d

yea. i’ve been pathologically disciplined with money and avoidant of debt my whole life so im p sure i have no credit. landlords don’t wanna rent to people without good credit, so im thinking credit might be good to have…

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 1d

should i get a credit card

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 1d

i've never not been in survival mode. i can scarcely imagine what it's like to be out of it, but it seems nice for other people

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 2d

in order to survive, i've become rly good at dissociation. should i ever fully inhabit my body again, i will immediately pass away

ht @helltran.bsky.social · 2d

zoe i got some bad news

ht @helltran.bsky.social · 2d

every poop and fart of the beatles is noteworthy because johm lennin achieved world peace by laying in bed all day on television and saying revolution is bad because there's violence on both sides

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 2d

its a doggy dog world out there. bad place to be a cat

ht @helltran.bsky.social · 2d

juniper aint gonna anime romance farm herself

ht @helltran.bsky.social · 4d

beast but

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awall @awall512.bsky.social · 4d

Just went into a Best Buy bathroom and it smelled abhorrent

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 4d

just did something abhorrent in the Best Buy restroom

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BREAD @breb.bsky.social · 4d

If anyone puts me in an AI video I’m going to kill them

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 4d

despite the ceaseless outpouring of evidence for this over many many years, a lot of people remain intent on not figuring it out

Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 4d

Liberal politicians aren’t betraying you they are agents of fascism

If you believe they are your allies you will get fucked

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ht @helltran.bsky.social · 4d

im a head man head

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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 5d

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 17

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 6d

in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake

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