Robin Hitchcock
@hitchdied.bsky.social
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I am not a British singer-songwriter. YET. Number One Movie in America podcast co-host. Pittsburgh Film Critics Association member. she/her
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hitchdied.bsky.social
Thinking about how much I want the people I love to survive this and trying desperately to also apply that energy to myself
hitchdied.bsky.social
We have an episode on Urban Legends Final Cut, I made a supercut of all the times they say "Hitchcock"
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upnextcriterion.bsky.social
Now playing (04:25 PM PST):
"Between the Lines" (1977)
By Joan Micklin Silver
Runtime: 101 min.
Poster for Between the Lines
hitchdied.bsky.social
Collin is watching The Substance and he keeps making fun of it in a terrible French accent like "Oui oui, in France all tv is butts hon hon hon" anyway I love him so much
hitchdied.bsky.social
I was 10 when My So-Called Life was on what do you want from me
hitchdied.bsky.social
Just listening to Hush and turning into an old man
hitchdied.bsky.social
Society lost its way when rock bands stopped having an organ player
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audrelawdamercy.bsky.social
damn did I wake up and get milkshake ducked by the Nobel Prize Committee
hitchdied.bsky.social
Happy #LetterboxdFriday my #LastFourWatched is a land of contrasts
A Fish in the Bathtub 3 Stars
Tron: Ares 2 Stars (which was generous)
Roofman 3 Stars 
Triangle 2.5 Stars
hitchdied.bsky.social
Just heard Sean on the radio calling it "the loudest nap you'll ever have" and 🎯
seancollier.bsky.social
I didn't write a review of TRON: ARES because it's too boring and I feel asleep and I don't care.

So I guess that's the review?

There's never been a bigger gap between the visual/audio experience and the plot. Terminally boring. 3/10 🎥
a cartoon of homer simpson snoring loudly
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson snoring loudly
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hitchdied.bsky.social
Read this!!
robinjames.bsky.social
"If AI slop is explicitly reactionary, then the phenomenon I’m calling “ordinary slop” is its reactionary centrist counterpart...it dresses the rejection of sociality and common experience up in less extreme and explicitly reactionary terms."

www.its-her-factory.com/2025/10/ordi...
Ordinary Slop & Reactionary Centrism, or what Alex Warren’s hit “Ordinary” has in common with AI and Adele’s “Hello”
www.its-her-factory.com
hitchdied.bsky.social
Joan Micklin Silver's A Fish in the Bathtub
hitchdied.bsky.social
Watching a movie from 1999 and I'm once again struck by all the suits that look like wet sand and pleated khakis and I suppose the lesson is every era has its fashion we collectively agree to forget.
hitchdied.bsky.social
TRON: ARES bad no matter how pretty it is, just like Jared Leto
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emilystjams.bsky.social
Modern Hollywood needs better haters.
Wikipedia screenshot: When Olivia de Havilland won the Best Actress Oscar, her sister, Joan Fontaine, attempted to shake her hand, but she refused the handshake, saying, "I don't know why she does that when she knows how I feel."
hitchdied.bsky.social
Yes BUT I haven't been in school for 15 years and I still have a quarterly stress dream about needing to do it again
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biscuitkitten.bsky.social
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca
hitchdied.bsky.social
Five seconds into the Roofman screening @jennifer.holz.gay leaned over and whispered "That's Roofman" and honestly it is a miracle I stopped laughing in time to actually watch the movie
hitchdied.bsky.social
Having babysat my way through the late 90s and early 00s... Accurate
hitchdied.bsky.social
I got "the dumb one" and I think we should split up
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themariamontano.bsky.social
Happy National Pierogi Day to all who celebrate.
Jalapeño Hanah is holding a green purse. She didn’t say what was inside. She is lined up ready to race at PNC park.
hitchdied.bsky.social
TRUTH!
wormsgreenrealm.bsky.social
14??? What is this, amateur hour? Oceans 8 is in-canon and 8+13 is 21. 21 is a very casino-y number!!! Come on folks. Oceans 21. Do that.
mousterpiece.bsky.social
Hot take: this is a bad idea, and I don’t want it. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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timmarchman.bsky.social
Please be aware that there is a scrapple sculpting contest at the Reading Terminal Market tomorrow at noon. (If you don’t know what this means you probably don’t want to.)
hitchdied.bsky.social
I try not to be a snob because I am at my heart a basic bitch who snobs should judge, but I actually listened to "Ordinary" the other day and felt a deep well of despair about its enormous success and how people have been using it in their weddings and such. Pseudo-worship music mad libs.
robinjames.bsky.social
The right has AI slop, the reactionary center has “Ordinary,” and the rest of us are listening to tons of new and weird stuff that has about as much success breaking through the mainstream as left ideas have of getting covered in mainstream media