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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 5h

I'm a virgo but I would totally do this. I'll never learn and nobody can make me.

Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 6h

Aries: If you had a chance to do it all over again, you’d make the same fucked up choices.

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Talking Pictures TV @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social · 5h

Settle down with a pie and and pint AT THE WHEELTAPPERS (1977) in 30 minutes, at 9:10pm, where tonight's turn is pop group #FivePennyPiece Bit of hush please! #TPTVsubtitles

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 6h

I think this is a marvellous Idea. Let's all throw our shoes at cunts.

Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 8h

Will any American tv journalist ever be brave enough to do what Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi did..?

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 6h

I'm joking. Domestic violence is bad. If, on occasion, warranted, in his case. I'm taking the higher moral ground and refusing to speak to him instead. The fucking dickhead.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 6h

Fucking hell. If I stamped about with the hump every time I didn't feel well, it'd be almost permanently. That's no way to live. He should thank his lucky stars it's only on occasion for him. Might give him a slap, to remind him.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 6h

Himself is in a shitty mood because he doesn't feel well.

Me, a chronically ill person 👀

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 9h

He still has an EU passport, so he's ok 😑 thanks 😁

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 9h

"Mum! I've been sick"

(that's my job now)

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 9h

I'm going to Spain soon. Can't wait for this particular Brexit benefit.

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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 10h

BBC News explain that because of Brexit, Brits will be photographed and have their fingerprints taken when going into the EU, as the UK now is a third country

BBC News forget to explain that the UK helped create these rules when we were part of the EU because we wanted stronger border control

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 9h

As long as he doesn't use the curtains

Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 11h

No Kum-sok
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Kum-...

No Kum-sok - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 9h

Whenever I have poor MH the only person I want to hurt is myself. I'm not denying some MH problems can be dangerous to others but there are plenty more people that hurt others and are not mentally ill. Oftentimes they're just horrid bastards.

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Owen Staton - Time between Times @owenstaton.bsky.social · 10h

Join me for an incredibly spooky Halloween Ghost story as we gather around the firepit to hear the tale of the Red Dog of Morfa pit
open.spotify.com/episode/0jrj5U…

Spotify – Web Player

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0jrj5U…

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 9h

My first bf's mum loved him. Her and her mate would get tickets to every night of every show, he did in London. Calendar every year, all the books and t-shirts. It was quite sweet in an uncomfortably creepy way.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 9h

Mine is still a horrible selfish twat. Refuses to have anything to do with Dad, leaving it all to me, despite his kids being grown and my Atticus is only 9. He is exactly like our Dad, is the irony. Peas in a pod. He lives around the corner and I only speak to him once a year 😂

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 9h

Arkansas dad Aaron Spencer faces murder charges for killing Michael Fosler, his daughter’s alleged abuser | CNN share.google/vONMEevZmm9Z...

Sounds very much like justifiable homicide to me. He's abused her, abducted her and refusing to stop or relinquish her? Yeah, I'd shoot that mofo too.

An Arkansas father killed a man accused of abusing his daughter. His wife says he had no choice | CNN

Aaron Spencer was jolted awake after midnight by the frantic barks of his daughter’s chihuahua. He checked the 14-year-old’s bedroom, but she was gone.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 11h

Kids can be brutal. Unfortunately my brother never grew out of it and is still horrible. Thinks the world revolves around him and mother never did anything to disabuse him of the notion.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12h

their is a face on the clouds in the sky

a beautiful day watching me stay inside for 12 hrs

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 11h

My horrible brother is a bully too. He used to shoot me with an air gun. And it was pointless telling on him because mother sees him as angelic, can do no wrong. I moved out as soon as I was 18.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 12h

To clarify, my English teacher was good, the only teacher in the entire school that spoke to us with some respect and as a result we all respected him. He was brilliant. I've always loved reading and words but he fostered it.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 12h

What five events defined your childhood

1, learning to read (I was so frustrated I couldn't understand the secret code all the grownups knew)
2, Dad getting caught cheating (mum chucking him out)
3, disco boots (roller skates, loved 'em)
4, my English teacher
5, Hungerford massacre

TerrorLeopard🎃 @terryleopard.bsky.social · 12h

What five events defined your childhood?

-Getting a BMX with Yellow tyres.

-The Blackadder 4 finale

-Going downstairs at night and seeing my older brother doing odd things with his girlfriend in the living room.

-Seeing an American Werewolf in London.

-Getting our first internet connection.

🧛 Count David of Hell-End 🧛 @mungobrown.bsky.social · 1d

What five events defined your childhood?

-Fall of the Berlin Wall
-Lockerbie
-Chernobyl
-Nelson Mandela
-ZX Spectrum

Difficult list, if I could go on would add:
-Dunblane
-Neighbours
-Live Aid
-Tiffany 😜

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Billy Bragg @billybragg.bsky.social · 7d

Free stickers suitable for flag-bearing lampposts. Send a large A4 envelope with a 1st class large stamp to me at Bragg Office, PO Box 6830 Bridport DT6 9BH and I’ll send you a sheet. #ReclaimtheFlag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 12h

When there is a total lack of accountability, bad people prosper. I agree, definitely wrong uns and in their element.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 13h

6. Why the cuffs? Is he afraid that little girl is going to knock him out or something? Fascist bully boys, nothing more, nothing less. Imagine that was your husband. I'd be straight on the phone to a divorce lawyer.

PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 14h

A 6-year-old immigrant child is handcuffed with hands behind their back and arrested.
Trump’s America.

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Jenerally Scared (Halloween edition) @hotlegs.bsky.social · 13h

I'm sorry, what? 19.2oz? Why?? This is America, right?

Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 13h

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