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Brian Hurst
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Worker bee. First toil, then the grave. My profile on Letterboxd https://boxd.it/dvSNV
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If you want to understand Cheney's legacy, maybe the last place you should look is Adam McKay's VICE - the worst Best Picture nominee this century. In the days ahead, there will be funnier obits with more history and moral clarity than McKay - an idiot's idea of a smart man - could ever muster.
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I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
Commercials for AI are so embarrassing. Just desperately trying to normalize being a completely helpless moron
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It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.
Kamala racing to her phone to check in on her bestie
I love the way the popularity of UFC has made dudes who are getting their asses kicked think they're gonna be able to lock in an arm-bar
They need to do a *legally distinct* alt-version of the Warrens that portrays them as the real-life grifters and frauds they were. Call them the Waldens or something, Citizen Kane their asses
I really enjoyed The Conjuring just didn’t realize how much of it was completely fictionalized. Listen to Unspooled and read this

vist.ly/4cn8e
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it was wrong for little michael myers to stab his big titty sister. in my opinion
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Every time some one says “everyone is twelve now” to me here is how it feels. Imagine a kid saying “6 7” to you. Now imagine it’s your fault
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We've gotten so many of these pieces where a liberal engages in a good-faith effort to understand Trump voters. Every time, they discover that there's no deeper sympathetic reason they hold their views. They're just misinformed and hateful. My own efforts have found this too.
People who can't afford groceries should buy a month's worth of extra groceries. I am very smart
If you see this, post a Vampire who isn't Dracula
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think we can all agree abraham lincoln probably had a psychotically large cock
Too distracted by his chin pubes to listen to this
Kinda bummed I didn't love GDTs Frankenstein. It's been a long time since I really connected with one of his movies. It's a beautiful production, his skill as a director is unmatched, but something is not clicking with me on the story-telling level
I see we've entered the "desperate sounding commercials on network television" stage of the AI bubble...won't be long now
If you post a sports clip with this "😳" emoji, I as a layman should be able to tell what's spectacular about what I'm seeing
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
The end of Carrie of course
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A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."