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Alan Zilberman @alanzilberman.bsky.social · 1d

If you want to understand Cheney's legacy, maybe the last place you should look is Adam McKay's VICE - the worst Best Picture nominee this century. In the days ahead, there will be funnier obits with more history and moral clarity than McKay - an idiot's idea of a smart man - could ever muster.

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 21h

I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening

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Brian Hurst @hurstcules.bsky.social · 17h

Commercials for AI are so embarrassing. Just desperately trying to normalize being a completely helpless moron

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Staring@TheAbyss @tommysalami420.bsky.social · 20h

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Matt the Starting Over Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 1d

Manifest your dream “rule of three”

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 1d

It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.

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Brian Hurst @hurstcules.bsky.social · 1d

Kamala racing to her phone to check in on her bestie

Brian Hurst @hurstcules.bsky.social · 1d

I love the way the popularity of UFC has made dudes who are getting their asses kicked think they're gonna be able to lock in an arm-bar

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Brian Hurst @hurstcules.bsky.social · 2d

They need to do a *legally distinct* alt-version of the Warrens that portrays them as the real-life grifters and frauds they were. Call them the Waldens or something, Citizen Kane their asses

Paul Scheer @paulscheer.com · 2d

I really enjoyed The Conjuring just didn’t realize how much of it was completely fictionalized. Listen to Unspooled and read this

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rich traditions @helldude.bsky.social · 4d

it was wrong for little michael myers to stab his big titty sister. in my opinion

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Brian Hurst @hurstcules.bsky.social · 4d

Excellent tit-cup

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 4d

Every time some one says “everyone is twelve now” to me here is how it feels. Imagine a kid saying “6 7” to you. Now imagine it’s your fault

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 6d

We've gotten so many of these pieces where a liberal engages in a good-faith effort to understand Trump voters. Every time, they discover that there's no deeper sympathetic reason they hold their views. They're just misinformed and hateful. My own efforts have found this too.

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Brian Hurst @hurstcules.bsky.social · 4d

People who can't afford groceries should buy a month's worth of extra groceries. I am very smart

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Brian Hurst @hurstcules.bsky.social · 4d

If you see this, post a Vampire who isn't Dracula

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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 5d

think we can all agree abraham lincoln probably had a psychotically large cock

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Brian Hurst @hurstcules.bsky.social · 5d

It's HIS night

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Brian Hurst @hurstcules.bsky.social · 6d

Too distracted by his chin pubes to listen to this

Brian Hurst @hurstcules.bsky.social · 7d

Kinda bummed I didn't love GDTs Frankenstein. It's been a long time since I really connected with one of his movies. It's a beautiful production, his skill as a director is unmatched, but something is not clicking with me on the story-telling level

Brian Hurst @hurstcules.bsky.social · 7d

I see we've entered the "desperate sounding commercials on network television" stage of the AI bubble...won't be long now

Brian Hurst @hurstcules.bsky.social · 7d

If you post a sports clip with this "😳" emoji, I as a layman should be able to tell what's spectacular about what I'm seeing

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 8d

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

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Brian Hurst @hurstcules.bsky.social · 8d

The end of Carrie of course

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Eli Erlick @elierlick.bsky.social · 10d

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 9d

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Guillermo del Toro quote "...think about wealth for me for example. A wealthy man that has enough..."

"not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite somebody to beer..."

"...you're rich. If you have, whatever-"

"- yachts and planes and islands and you STILL need more? You're not rich."

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