Elizabeth Story
@hyperbolictelly.bsky.social
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🖤🤍💜Book Designer for Tachyon Publications. Opinions my own. Give me your Oreos. www.behance.net/efstory3ffb
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popeguilty.bsky.social
The novice asked, "How long will it take to become enlightened?"

The master replied, "10 years."

The novice asked, "What if I grind through the lessons and do all the daily logins and tasks and buy all the microtransactions?"

The master replied, "fucking what"
jfruh.bsky.social
”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???
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thetnholler.bsky.social
PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”

(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
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cwebbonline.com
Federal agents aren’t trying to keep the peace. They want violence to escalate so that Trump can declare martial law.

They shot a reverend in the head with pepper balls while he was praying in front of an ICE facility. If that doesn’t tell you where we are as a country, nothing will.
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isibb.bsky.social
Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss
hyperbolictelly.bsky.social
the damn Instagram algorithm's got my number for clothes i like
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motherjones.com
Mother Jones has substantially more paid subscribers than Bari Weiss’ Free Press, so perhaps someone should put us in charge of a TV network.
Nice little TV network you got there
How easily has Trump rolled corporate media? So much more easily than he probably expected.
www.motherjones.com
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mjsdc.bsky.social
It is pretty galling that the Supreme Court spent four years telling Biden "you can't do that without Congress" then allowed Trump to seize a once-unthinkable amount of power from Congress within nine months and concentrate law-making authority almost entirely in the executive branch.
hyperbolictelly.bsky.social
peter capaldi was in an episode of Poirot and i didn't even recognize him because i assumed he was born a weird old man
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volts.wtf
The Atlantic, the NYT, the Post, the Free Press, Persuasion ... god, so many others ... they did it. They participated in the destruction of norms against bigotry & now bigotry is running rampant, out in the open, at the highest levels.

Great work everyone.
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sfsignal.bsky.social
Last night, I finished THE ESSENTIAL HORROR OF JOE R. LANSDALE, a new collection out this week from @TachyonPub.

What a great collection! Every single story was superb: engaging, skillfully told and a little bit weird. Lansdale is simply a masterful storyteller.
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rincewind.run
we would all be much better off if the crimes committed by the rich for their own amusement were treated more seriously than the crimes of desperation and necessity committed by the less fortunate
hyperbolictelly.bsky.social
i UNDERSTAND that health codes exist for very good reasons, but a bookstore with a cafe AND a cat is still the dream
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davelevitan.bsky.social
They absolutely should give an entirely redacted presentation
tmksyracuse.bsky.social
Weber State administrators told student they couldn't present their research on the state's anti-DEI law at an on-campus conference on censorship(!) unless they removed all mentions of DEI from their slides

www.insidehighered.com/news/faculty...
Weber State Censors, Then Cancels, Censorship Conference
University officials said that several planned presentations violated a Utah state law banning diversity, equity and inclusion at public universities.
www.insidehighered.com
hyperbolictelly.bsky.social
i, too, am famous for my disco naps
dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.
A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)
hyperbolictelly.bsky.social
where did you get this video of me and my boss
hyperbolictelly.bsky.social
everybody knocks on the school festival arc of HeroAca, and yeah it's not the strongest, but it is NECESSARY to have a storyline that reminds the readers that these are high school students who should be doing normal high school things before the status quo is literally disintegrated
hyperbolictelly.bsky.social
my mild take is the battles in battle shonen are too long. if you took 2-3 episodes off the Shibuya Incident to squeeze in some final classroom scenes before everything goes down, then the deaths would have hit that much harder. You need time with characters to miss them when they're gone.
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atrupar.com
Pritzker: "He said he was going after the worst of the worst. It's not going after the worst of the worst when you're just literally stopping children who happen to be brown & asking them for papers as if they're gonna have proof they're a citizen. Pull out your phones and film everything you see"
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newsjennifer.bsky.social
This right here is Trump's ultimate goal: staying in power
atrupar.com
Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"
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kendrawrites.com
They come from Indiana just like the guns in NYC come from Virginia. It's an open secret.
pbump.com
You can’t talk seriously about gun violence in Chicago without talking about where the guns come from. www.pbump.net/o/the-red-st...
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premthakker.bsky.social
I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us
Laura Rodriguez, on Twitter:

A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them.

Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.