Ignatius Thornycroft
@igthornycroft.bsky.social
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running around in circles with my arms out yelling "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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even a broken dick is right twice a day
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senabryer.com
Crazy how with these people it's always AI that's "here to stay like it or not" and never like gender affirming medical procedures or something
igthornycroft.bsky.social
wow turns out can fit way more of my fist into my mouth than i thought i could
igthornycroft.bsky.social
moved on to the Laphroaig so it's definitely going to be a fun evening
igthornycroft.bsky.social
should i have eaten dinner before drinking an entire bottle of soju? well yes but that's neither here nor there
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gracejarvisohno.bsky.social
you think you can hurt my feelings? I had braces and a jaw expander in grade three nobody even knew what they were looking at to bully me properly
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audreyporne.bsky.social
met someone who told me that they don't like "female comedians" because all we do is talk about sex. and honestly, it made me SO horny and flexible
igthornycroft.bsky.social
another birthday has snuck up out of nowhere. not doing too bad for my late-30s
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jlalibs.com
What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.
igthornycroft.bsky.social
not been a great year for many things, but it has been a superb year for @boontavista.com episode titles
Boonta Vista Episode 416: Uncle Moonbeam Who Can't Remember His Past Wives
igthornycroft.bsky.social
fantastic that they've scanned an archival print of the butchered American cut. a fascinating example of how small changes can drastically shift the feel and intent of a film
igthornycroft.bsky.social
Żuławski's Possession is the film i've spent the most money importing a fancy copy of and i swore i would never spend that much on a single film again

except now i'm looking at this and considering doing the same thing for the same film all over again
secondsightfilms.co.uk/collections/...
Possession Limited Edition 4K UHD and Blu-ray: Pre-order Available December 8th
Andrzej Żuławski's groundbreaking film finally arrives on UHD with a new Dolby Vision colour grade and loaded with extras.
secondsightfilms.co.uk
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haydendonnell.bsky.social
Step one: engineer a recession and cancel infrastructure projects. Step two: get mad at people for not having a job

thespinoff.co.nz/politics/10-...
The Spinoff: In other words, we did it, folks. Joblessness is up. Inflation is down. Mince is admittedly four trillion dollars. But overall, success! Surely our government should be pulling a George W  Bush and unfurling a mission accomplished banner above the rusted deck of the HMNZS Canterbury. 

Instead, it called a press conference to say, in essence, wtf.  Luxon and social development minister Louise Upston gathered reporters on Sunday to announce too many 18- and 19-year-olds were claiming the benefit, and they’ll be cutting them off if their parents earn more than the princely sum of $65,529 combined. Asked where young people should get a job in a recession, which, again, we deliberately engineered, Luxon pointed to kūmara harvesting in Dargaville or seasonal work in orchards. Orchardists promptly responded that they didn’t need more staff right now.
igthornycroft.bsky.social
crown's just sitting here waiting for you to put it back on
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bakoon.bsky.social
if you do not want to see bowser's penis you should simply post something that is more compelling,, welcome to the "marketplace of ideas"
igthornycroft.bsky.social
you must be thinking of someone else bc Astaire had been dead for 5 years when The Nanny went to air
igthornycroft.bsky.social
here's a clip of a guy's giant cock literally exploding while Unchained Melody plays in the background. have fun
igthornycroft.bsky.social
A Chinese Torture Chamber Story
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much to learn from that combination of effort and determination
igthornycroft.bsky.social
cinema in general suffers from a severe lack of wuxia sex battle scenes