Ignatius Thornycroft
@igthornycroft.bsky.social
running around in circles with my arms out yelling "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
gooner thoughtfully compiling a list of the porn gifs he wants played at his funeral
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
gooner thoughtfully compiling a list of the porn gifs he wants played at his funeral
hoping the stress and trauma of the last couple months at least gives me some hot grey streaks in my hair
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
hoping the stress and trauma of the last couple months at least gives me some hot grey streaks in my hair
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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i loom over you. i boop your nose. stop hitting yourself. i mean for you to snarfle up my pungent harvest. i intend that you absolutely motorboat it. i mean for you to nuzzle it. here comes the airplane. soups on. im dominating you with my various fluids. my precious
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i loom over you. i boop your nose. stop hitting yourself. i mean for you to snarfle up my pungent harvest. i intend that you absolutely motorboat it. i mean for you to nuzzle it. here comes the airplane. soups on. im dominating you with my various fluids. my precious
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Excuse to post a classic?
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Excuse to post a classic?
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happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
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me to my friends after a film: pure cinema. the use of practical lighting made everything feel so diegetically grounded. the way the palette shifted gradually felt so connected to the emotional temperature of the scene rather than being purely aesthetic.
me on letterboxd: Wa waa Wee Wa
me on letterboxd: Wa waa Wee Wa
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
me to my friends after a film: pure cinema. the use of practical lighting made everything feel so diegetically grounded. the way the palette shifted gradually felt so connected to the emotional temperature of the scene rather than being purely aesthetic.
me on letterboxd: Wa waa Wee Wa
me on letterboxd: Wa waa Wee Wa
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Weird how when a Boonta Vista hikikomori leftist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with BPD hoes and neckbeards in the notifications.
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Weird how when a Boonta Vista hikikomori leftist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with BPD hoes and neckbeards in the notifications.
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hey there, sailor. ive got a hole that goes ALLLLL the way in 😉
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
hey there, sailor. ive got a hole that goes ALLLLL the way in 😉
need to get this so i can see it the way my parents first experienced the film (on an 8mm print rented from the local dairy and projected on the living room wall)
though i won't get the added bonus of my dad sneaking out of the room and back in with a chainsaw to rev during a quiet moment
though i won't get the added bonus of my dad sneaking out of the room and back in with a chainsaw to rev during a quiet moment
8 rare & iconic versions of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) on Blu-ray for the first time ever in the Chain Reactions Limited Edition Mediabook. Available 12/2 only on Dark Sky Selects.
Pre-Order: buff.ly/MLDPGbT
Pre-Order: buff.ly/MLDPGbT
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
need to get this so i can see it the way my parents first experienced the film (on an 8mm print rented from the local dairy and projected on the living room wall)
though i won't get the added bonus of my dad sneaking out of the room and back in with a chainsaw to rev during a quiet moment
though i won't get the added bonus of my dad sneaking out of the room and back in with a chainsaw to rev during a quiet moment
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
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Karen Chhour is quoted in this piece actively promoting conversion practices, after previously comparing gender affirming care to torture at Lake Alice. This coalition is evil. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Govt halts new puberty blockers prescriptions for gender-affirming care
Green Party MP Ricardo Menéndez March says the government is "buying into imported culture wars" .
www.rnz.co.nz
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Karen Chhour is quoted in this piece actively promoting conversion practices, after previously comparing gender affirming care to torture at Lake Alice. This coalition is evil. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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splitting my day up using the pornodoro method where I work for 5 minutes and then look at porno for 25
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
splitting my day up using the pornodoro method where I work for 5 minutes and then look at porno for 25
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I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory
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my promise to the american people as part of my 2028 presidential campaign,
shooting fat ropes down throats is a moral imperative and i WILL meet the moment
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
my promise to the american people as part of my 2028 presidential campaign,
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freaking the fuck out and destroying a bunch of shit because there is so much beauty in this beautiful world
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
freaking the fuck out and destroying a bunch of shit because there is so much beauty in this beautiful world
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building a custom penis-sized wind tunnel in an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for longest foreskin
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 AM
building a custom penis-sized wind tunnel in an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for longest foreskin
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Jester’s privilege should be enshrined in the law and we should be able to use it to tell politicians and billionaires to go kill themselves
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Jester’s privilege should be enshrined in the law and we should be able to use it to tell politicians and billionaires to go kill themselves
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God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
God it would just be so funny if during the whole 2016 election Bill was just constantly thinking stuff like “come on man you sucked my dick don’t be like this”
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The President is a paedophile who will likely never face justice but please remember to never talk about what you think should happen to him!
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The President is a paedophile who will likely never face justice but please remember to never talk about what you think should happen to him!
it's a friday night and the last couple of days have been stressful so i'm drinking the last glass-and-a-half of sav straight out of the bottle decorum and dignity be damned
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 AM
it's a friday night and the last couple of days have been stressful so i'm drinking the last glass-and-a-half of sav straight out of the bottle decorum and dignity be damned
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PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"