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measure never, cut immediately. he/him
food in the supermarket freezer should be shelved not by main ingredient or cuisine of origin, but rather grouped according to the time and temp it needs in the air fryer.

that, or alphabetically.
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
no Kickstarter sucks
THANKSGIVING is actually a very easy to break down:

THA = tha, a way of saying “the”

NKS = don’t know what this is

GIVING = giving, when you give something
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
one sip of a thursday beer and it's time to go online and talk to people. wahey. TGIF
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
happy getting fifty million "we're updating our terms of service" emails day, to all who celebrate, for some reason
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
going on the computer used to be fun and worthwhile and these mother fuckers have just debrided away all that was good about it
not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
this plurbs show is pretty good
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
huff my duff
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
[daft punk vocoder] buy it keep it keep it keep it keep it keep it keep it
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
i had a dream last night where i kept getting bitten by this little green snake. anyway, bye
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
what happened to us that now we say "i'm hoping to give you back some time" instead of saying "i plan on this meeting finishing early"

you're still at work! your time is not back!
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Hey you
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i wonder if it comes at a cost to work productivity because they keep making all the stuff you have to use for work completely chockers with bullshit that makes it harder to use on older devices
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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"like this is a prank you're doing on me right? like you did with radiohead?"
July 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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nick cave, for me, is one of those artists where I'm like "you guys are all joking when you say you like this, right, like I'm just not in on it?"
July 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
bisexual eFrasier
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
they want me to learn something at work called "power bi" but i already know a bunch of those in my personal life
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
in the first half life game you can use ropes to help you with big pits
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if someone takes a photo of me at a party and puts it into grok we are going to have an Immediate Encounter
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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vegan History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is trans, a fat person or part of The Beach Boys or even someone who has a calcium deficiency. You should reevaluate your vegan privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM