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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 6h

went to see k's friend's band play tonight and the only art the place had on the walls was a poster of dee brown winning the slam dunk contest

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SUPER jules 'n ghosts @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 7h

in a slow, reflective homer voice: the important thing is that it wasn't my fault.

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 10h

new tom lehrer shirt by bread and water printshop

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 11h

in hindsight, we should have put his name into wrong 'em boyo. it's like five tracks later on the same album

freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 11h

after every win in the 2004 playoffs, rin, sharon, vicky and I would drive around bridgewater in her grandma's oldsmobile, blasting rudy can't fail by the clash from the shitty speakers. we changed the lyrics to be about the sox' fifth starter, bronson arroyo

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 11h

I think about her a lot, as anyone who knows me undoubtedly knows, but especially during October because we watched conservatively 300 red sox games together between 2003 and 2004, which you may recall being important years for that team bsky.app/profile/mlbb...

MLB (Bot) @mlbbot.bsky.social · 17h

OTD in 2004, the @RedSox became the first team to come back from a 3-0 series deficit.

Nobody has done it since 🤯

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 11h

there are so many stories about the sainted rin that I don't really feel like telling on here, but one of the tamer ones is the time we were sharing a bed and she had a seizure in her sleep and kneed me in the balls. the next day she apologized. "sorry dude, that happens sometimes when I do coke"

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 11h

love her or hate her,

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 11h

Rin-chan

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William Hughes @plumberduck.bsky.social · 13h

The Cybertruck is an amazingly efficient and elegant piece of design, in so far as it subconsciously communicates the link between a basic lack of empathy and an an aesthetic sense cribbed from the worst fucking movies and video games in a single stroke. Many kudos to reality's dev/art team.

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 13h

ugh no thanks, I play video games as an *escape* from my job

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 15h

I'm sad that I'm at thunderbeast park

freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 16h

used to be you'd get really weird songs mixed in with the normal ones on the radio. shit like werewolves of london or mexican radio. what was the last really weird hit song? old town road? chaise lounge?

freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 6d

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr werewolves of london

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 17h

also the words "sensuous" and "food grade" should never be in the same sentence

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 17h

I heard the tongue dinger guy doesn't even touch his tonight show money

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 1d

I ended up going with ramza and agrias as ninjas, one dragoon, a dancer and a bard. I ended up steamrolling the back half of the final chapter

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 1d

the reason fft rules so hard is because you can just luck into hitting the final three bosses with disable over and over and never take any damage

freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 16d

1: final fantasy tactics
2: parappa the rapper
3: tony hawk 2
4: star ocean 2
5: resident evil

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 1d

c'est mangifique

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 1d

all this jewel thief talk has me thinking about this all time great onion article

theonion.com/clinton-sedu...

Clinton Seduced by Suave International Diamond Thief

President Clinton, in a surprise announcement from the White House Monday, told reporters that he had been ro-man-ced and ultimately burgled by Sir Neville St. James de Mont-Blanc, a notorious interna...

theonion.com

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Shady Inference 🩸 @blot.city · 1d

People *will* notice if you never say "I don't know much about that, please tell me more"

Gorey Cask of Amontilladoing @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 1d

I think its genuinely a virtue to accept that you could be wrong about anything and kill the part of yourself that needs to always be seen as correct and smarter than others on any given topic

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 4d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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Shady Inference 🩸 @blot.city · 2d

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 2d

The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 2d

I dunno why this is the other one that sticks with me but wearing a pin that says "I ♡ trucks" is also up there

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not one of those dorks who says shit is "unbecoming of the office of president" or whatever but man that video definitely qualifies

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 2d

it's fully narrated by the cryptmaster himself, who is one of the most charismatic characters I've encountered in a game www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5_s...

Cryptmaster - Official Launch Trailer

YouTube video by IGN

www.youtube.com

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freddy vs. jason funderberker @impormable.bsky.social · 2d

I've been playing cryptmaster with @futuredefector.bsky.social and it's among the best games I've played all year. if you like word games in s spooky setting, then you're in for a treat

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