Jake Goldsbie
@jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
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Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman
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Just so annoying to be free of Judge and then have to deal with Big Dumps
jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
That was super fun but I am absolutely terrified of the Mariners
jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
Do they start serving beer again? I don't know about you, but if I had a baseball game's worth of beer and then stopped for like 8 innings, I'd be asleep.
jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
that is what's making me question myself
jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
i always thought it was a vibration thing? I could be wrong and may be mandela effecting myself
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oh no worries, i got. they were normal prices for not first row. thank you though
jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
it's when ticketmaster sets a high price for good seats for a high demand show. extremely common here and it sucks. i got a ticket to the show non-platinum for $66 canadian so i assume roughly the same
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i feel this way about basically everyone on the roster except, like, gausman
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thetnholler.bsky.social
EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

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jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
there's so many genres now that are weird blends of a bunch of stuff because of this. likewise, there are so many terrible genres now that are weird blends of a bunch of stuff because of this.
jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
Truly one of the worst ticket buying experiences of my life. Ticketmaster is an absolute disaster and a plague on all of us. Platinum tickets for a JOYCE MANOR concert were listed $171 this morning! This shit is getting out of control and needs to stop.
Purchased Jays ALCS tickets on the hell site, Ticketmaster
jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
Not the point but I can't get over how much this guy sounds like Will Farrell's Harry Caray
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GOP Rep. Don Bacon: "This whole thing about the Nobel Peace Prize I think is silly. Do the right thing. Try to create peace. Lobbying for an award -- to me it looks unseemly."
jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
One Battle After Another. The hype was not hype enough. what a time. I need a Modelo.
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desmondcole.bsky.social
this is just a pilot project, but it's also an acknowledgement from Toronto city council that we need alternatives to policing

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graphicmatt.com
Council votes 23-1 to APPROVE deploying crisis service workers on the TTC subway system. They'll be stationed at Spadina Station, Union Station, and Bloor-Yonge, and respond to calls anywhere in the downtown U-shaped track area.
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timmarchman.bsky.social
There was literally a big-budget movie last year about how during his one brief period of trying to be cool, Dylan got so anxious about it that he had to get advice from the coolest man alive (Johnny Cash)
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dansinker.com
John K Samson by a mile.
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
share with the class please
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
people on here apparently need to learn a lesson most of us learn in elementary school, which is that it’s fucking rude to correct people on zero stakes things and doing so leads rightfully to social ostracism
jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
I've listened to The Callous Daoboys before every big Jays game the last two weeks, starting from the last game against the Red Sox. I did not listen to them before Game 3. Just doing my part. Where's my Ortiz interview?
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davidjroth.bsky.social
Kershaw really shit on his legacy by deciding he needed to get on the record with the wackest, worst, laziest bigotry right as the curtain was coming down, and it will be tough to remember him any other way. Absolutely one of the greats, but no one can just be normal (or just be quiet) anymore.
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yeah what the hell? american friends keep texting me congrats?