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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 5h

I like how you alternate between slamming Ohio and defending its honor.

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 7h

this thumbnail is unacceptable

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 8h

(Extremely from the NYC metro and pronounces merry/mary/marry differently voice) He's right and he should say it

1st Viscount Craigavon @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 19h

The thing about "Kerry Bonds" is that Kerry and Barry don't rhyme

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 16h

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 17h

Some strong replies here

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 17h

Let's remember some Mariners. Richie Sexson

Ants @ants.bsky.social · 17h

SOME RANDOM MARINER JUST HIT A DINGER I DON'T CARE WHO. CAL. GENO. WALT WHITMAN. WHOEVER.

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Roger Cormier @yayroger.bsky.social · 17h

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 18h

Lmao

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 18h

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 18h

Brutal by the Mariners, woof

Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 18h

If someone threw a ball 99 mph that close to my head I'd simply start crying

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 18h

They didn't say what sport

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 18h

Isn't Gilbert the Mariner who can't boil water

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 18h

Rivas what were you looking for

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 18h

Gilbert is straight out of 2003

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 18h

This feels over

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 22h

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 22h

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 23h

gotta be Waffle House right?

The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, what fast food chain would be most chaotic if it had a liquor license?

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 23h

ATTENTION ALL DADS: The Hunt for Red October is free to watch on YouTube rn www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1ah...

The Hunt for Red October

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 1d

Mets fans of a certain age, don't think about the walk

James Smyth @jamessmyth621.bsky.social · 1d

37 MLB postseason series-clinching walk-offs

14 singles
13 home runs
3 doubles
2 sacrifice flies
2 wild pitches
1 walk
1 groundout/error on throw for DP
1 error last night stathead.com/tiny/sCaQT

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 1d

If my dumb cat hadn't eaten tinsel and cost me $Texas I could probably justify this

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 1d

Me trying to talk my wife into spending $400 on tickets

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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 1d

I love Animorphs

Detroit Tigers (Unoffical) @nottigers.bsky.social · 1d

Hear him roar. #BuiltForOctober

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