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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 8h

this is a sleeper agent activation phrase for someone

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 9h

lying on the couch (post-thanksgiving version)

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chipped tooth @cursedhockey.bsky.social · 10h

let's go

Ron Maclean photoshopped into the "you know I had to do it to 'em" meme. He's in a suit with his hands holding each other.

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 9h

irresponsible of trudeau to give us access to maid and then subject us to this news

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 10h

chat it's happening

uk.news.yahoo.com/katy-perry-j...

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau appear to confirm romance - report

After months of rumours, proof seems to be in that Katy Perry is dating former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. The loved-up couple were spotted kissing and cuddling on board Perry's 24-metre y...

uk.news.yahoo.com

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 19h

bet the idea of a cory conacher lightning shirsey doesn't seem so ridiculous now does it @downgoesbrown.bsky.social @rlambert.bsky.social

a cory conacher ottawa senators heritage classic jersey

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 1d

Time to assume a new identity, due to my crimes. I had better take these newspaper clippings about the crimes with me though, just in case

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 20h

brian daboll after drawing up 25 qb run plays

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

phil coke, with an excellent mullet/moustache/sideburns combo, pitching for the detroit tigers

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

"sometimes the symmetry of baseball rears its head throughout history" these announcers need to go to bed

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

he was great at the 2004 olympics

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

gogan lilbert

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · Oct 2

Heeeeere’s Willll Vest
Here’s Will Vest
And his big ninth inning test

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

I can still cheer for him because the odds of him succeeding are so low it's not worth worrying about. like being worried about being eaten by a dinosaur

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

reminds me of the time there was a jd power award on display at my grandpa's funeral and no one knew where it came from

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phil @evansmade.co · 1d

my prayers have been answered! it was a ‘no’

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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 1d

Should be a law that, when you're highlighting a pitcher's great stuff, you can't use Javy Báez ABs

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

these two statements are not mutually exclusive

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

I would very much prefer to minimize how much the jays have to face tarik skubal next series

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

a guy is somebody you are not remembering at the moment, but when the name is presented to you you do in fact remember said guy, like frans nielsen

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 2d

they're underselling it

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 2d

if you're not zub-pilled you aren't paying attention

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 2d

somebody needs to check on his thighs

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