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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1h

phil coke, with an excellent mullet/moustache/sideburns combo, pitching for the detroit tigers

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1h

"sometimes the symmetry of baseball rears its head throughout history" these announcers need to go to bed

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1h

he was great at the 2004 olympics

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1h

gogan lilbert

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 2h

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · Oct 2

Heeeeere’s Willll Vest
Here’s Will Vest
And his big ninth inning test

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 2h

I can still cheer for him because the odds of him succeeding are so low it's not worth worrying about. like being worried about being eaten by a dinosaur

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 2h

reminds me of the time there was a jd power award on display at my grandpa's funeral and no one knew where it came from

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phil @evansmade.co · 2h

my prayers have been answered! it was a ‘no’

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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 4h

Should be a law that, when you're highlighting a pitcher's great stuff, you can't use Javy Báez ABs

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 4h

these two statements are not mutually exclusive

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 4h

I would very much prefer to minimize how much the jays have to face tarik skubal next series

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 16h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 16h

a guy is somebody you are not remembering at the moment, but when the name is presented to you you do in fact remember said guy, like frans nielsen

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

they're underselling it

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

if you're not zub-pilled you aren't paying attention

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

somebody needs to check on his thighs

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sand jakerson @iejends.bsky.social · 1d

Danish forward wearing 89? Close enough welcome back Mikkel Boedker

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

if only there was some tool to measure and enforce that

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beata @cbeatae.bsky.social · 1d

the sens are going to win the cup

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

maybe the sens are playing 3d chess because the lightning are the favourites to win the division so in game 1 we hide jordan spence from them so they don't take us seriously then boom, we win the division because they don't come ready to play the rest of the way

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Wreck It @wreckit.bsky.social · 1d

Close enough. Welcome back Erik Brannstrom

Alex Adams @alexadamssn.bsky.social · 1d

No Jordan Spence tonight.

Really surprising move for the Senators who traded a 3rd and 6th for him in the off-season.

Can’t say I love the move, but we will see.

Also, fascinating that Zetterlund is up on the first line and Giroux on the third.
#Sens

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

hemingway could never

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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 1d

travis green you are officially BACK on fraud watch

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