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Jeffw

@jeffw.bsky.social

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Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴‍☠️ il/lui https://ko-fi.com/jeffwni

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · May 11

- "I love Beyoncé...

- Whatever floats your boat mate.

- No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'.

- ..."

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 19m

Yes. That’s what they are. I found one from a nice person who asked me if I was okay… almost two years ago

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1h

I FINALLY solved my DM access problem. I eagerly opened them for the first time since they were implemented on this app and found… 5 DMs 😑
Three of which were to test the DMs. So who's mister popular?!

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2h

No idea where I was going with this. Saturday, eh?

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2h

Of course, I've also seen people not doing so well… we have quite a few on the way 💔

Social media is made of people and life happens to people.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2h

It's amazing the amount of you lot that I've known for YEARS that have became successful and/or famous (especially authors) since. You are really a great bunch and I feel blessed to have seen all happening.

Me? LoL. Me, no, not so much. 🤷‍♂️

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2h

So cool

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 4h

You know the Nobel Prize committee? Well, 10/10, no notes. Made my day.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 4h

stop thinking right now

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · Jul 1

Friend who organised the fancy dress party: I didn’t think that’s what you meant by “dressed like Winnie the Pooh”
Me: What? Why?! That’s exactly what he wears! Just a short red T-shirt.
Friend: you can’t come in.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Apr 20

billboard: hey look at me
me: can’t I’m driving
billboard: come on look
me: eyes on the road
billboard: pls it’s important
me: fine what is it
billboard: drive safely lol

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 17h

God, this is too much niceness, and I really mean this in the best possible way ❤️

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

I hate nonsense and stereotypes, which is SO Sagittarius

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 4d

Everyone hugs at the airport but apparently you have to know the person before you do it

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 18h

Sue Storm [on the phone]: Where are you Richard?
Mr Fantastic: I'm still at the lab. But go and open the front door, there's a surprise for you
Sue Storm: It better not be your knob
Mr Fantastic: *quickly* don't open the door!

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 18h

Mr Fantastic [over the phone]: … so if I try to stretch the length, it's long, sure, but ridiculously thin, and if I try to stretch the girth, it becomes uselessly shor—
Invisible Woman: *suddenly appearing next to him* You better be talking to a doctor, Richard!

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

Good save there 😁

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

Ramen AND beautiful people sounds like a great lunch break

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

That, and fake quotes!
"Fake quotes are the refuge of the dimwitted" as Groucho Marx used to say

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

I hate nonsense and stereotypes, which is SO Sagittarius

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2d

nice!

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2d

Have you tried Thread? You'd probably get some traction… then they'll ask you to tone it down

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2d

#traitors

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2d

Well, the American political reply guys are going to go BERSERK at all the Traitors #traitors posts

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 6d

Me: I've a particular set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
[spills soup down my front]
Dry cleaner: I see

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 6d

As it is my French prerogative, today, I'll be chalant. Superchalant. UBERchalant even.

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