Jens Müller
@jens0331.bsky.social
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Ruhrpottbürger, Weltbürger. Meine größte Gier ist die Neugier – btw: 🖕 #FckBitcoin
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jens0331.bsky.social
I'm trying to put together, a timeline of aliens visiting Earth in #StarTrek 🖖🏻 before the official First Contact in 2063. Please amend, when you have corrections and ideas. @gaghyogi49.bsky.social
Dates are roughly.
In chronological order:
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katestarbird.bsky.social
I’ve seen posts claiming this “truth” is evidence of dementia, but IMO that’s not the right frame. This is strategy. Since 2021, the right has been rewriting history, bending timelines, to connect their grievances (Covid) and conspiracy theories (Jan 6, censorship, etc) to the Biden administration.
joycewhitevance.bsky.social
That’s a nice trick, since Biden wasn’t the president on Jan 6.
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thebaracky.bsky.social
Thanks for this excellent video @ellecordova.bsky.social
😊👍🏾😊👍🏾😊👍🏾😊
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billkristolbulwark.bsky.social
Pope Leo quotes Hannah Arendt:

“The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the convinced Communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction and the distinction between true and false no longer exist."

www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
Pope Leo calls for news agencies to stand as bulwark against "post-truths," lies and manipulation
Pope Leo XIV has encouraged international news agencies to stand firm as a bulwark against the "ancient art of lying" and manipulation.
www.cbsnews.com
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jens0331.bsky.social
Because that is one of, my many, favorite DS9 episodes.
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bahnansagen.bsky.social
++ BAHN-ANSAGE DES MONATS, 05/2025 ++
Die "BahnAnsage des Monats" Mai 2025 kommt von Mastodon-Nutzerin @sophie@chaos.social und lautet: "Meine Dienststelle hat mich informiert, dass sich ein Fahrgast über mich beschwert hat. Grund war, ich sei zu pünktlich abgefahren. Der Fahrgast hat sich auf die sonst üblichen 5 Minuten Verspätung verlassen und war zu spät am Bahnsteig."
jens0331.bsky.social
Guten Morgen, 🖖🏻🖖🏻👋🏻
noch immer dieses graue Zeuchs da draußen. Na gut, machen wir es uns bequem. Stört ja keinen heute, schönen Sonntag
🥐☕🍼☕🥐
jens0331.bsky.social
and sadly, people would buy it
Admiral Vance from Star Trek Discovery, a middle-aged man with grey hair and beard. He is wearing a grey and red uniform of the 32nd century. Vance says: "It's pretty good for shit"
jens0331.bsky.social
I didn't said that, but I thought of that
jens0331.bsky.social
I said it before: He would sell his own 💩 , if he could make money out of it.
jens0331.bsky.social
thecorodon.bsky.social
Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."
reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
jens0331.bsky.social
#CutenessOverload #TimelineCleanse
philoof.bsky.social
Kittens drinking milk #caturday
jens0331.bsky.social
I enjoyed a speech of Thomas Reiter in the Gasometer in Oberhausen.
jens0331.bsky.social
Die Fans haben das richtig Ausgedrückt
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spacerocksofficial.bsky.social
@nl.esa.int has already been abuzz with excitement and we are *just* getting started!

We kicked the weekend off with a very special and momentous occasion - the induction of German astronaut Thomas Reiter to the infamous Walk of Space in Noordwijk! 🛰️🪐
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thecorodon.bsky.social
Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."
reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
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brexitbin.bsky.social
People complaining about "broken Britain" and then voting for Farage at every election be like ...
inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social
sherman, for the love of god!
jens0331.bsky.social
A friend (m) was once asking for a tissue, but said to a young woman: “Do you have a tampon for me? Oh, I mean a tissue, a tampon for self-rollers”
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imageplotter.bsky.social
Dear men. Those 'vegan tampons'? They're not tampons, they're hand towels. There to encourage you to, you know, wash your hands after you've touched yourself down there. You're welcome.
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