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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦

@jessicatye.bsky.social

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Here for the #abpoli 🇨🇦 and 🐈‍⬛ memes. ✨🌈 YEG ✨ she/her 📚 Education student at UofA 👩🏼‍🏫 —it’s cool to care about other people and advocate for equity/equality— Alberta could use more of that. 🫶🤟🏽✌🏻💕🌈🦋 Looking for other skeeters who match the good vibes 😎

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · Feb 9

👋 I’m Jessica

☮️ Intolerant leftist 🥊
🐝 Lover of life 🦁
🌳 Including plants 🪴
🦄 Dreamer 🧚‍♀️
📚 Reader/Kinda-writer 🤓
🌾 Embarrassed Albertan 🤠
🇨🇦 Proud Canadian 🏔️
👩🏼‍🏫 Adult Student 👩‍🎓
🐈‍⬛ Cat Mom 💜
🏳️‍🌈 Queer 💕
🌎 I like politics and laughing about politics 😂
🔢 Also Math ♾️

😊
What’s your favourite quote?

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 21h

#ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli #alberta

Possum with a clipboard. hey quick question are you f*cking kidding me
ME EVERYTIME SMITH
DOES A PRESSER

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 13d

#ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli #alberta #redfored #ucp

Quick question:
Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"?
It's for a
letter to my MLA
so has to sound professional.
UPDATE: I HAVE RECENTLY LEARNED IT IS
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE" —NOW, IF YOU NEED ME.
I'LL BE BULLYING THE UCP ONLINE

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 21h

#ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli #alberta

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Rugged Broad @ruggedbroad.bsky.social · 5d

Imagine if an election volunteer came to your door and said, "we're going to create laws around controlling children's activities with their own genitals, fund private schools and cause the first-ever province-wide public teachers strike, invite coal mining into a watershed in chronic drought... 1/

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 4d

Stop falling for BS from bad faith actors like Berta Proud Dad. You’re telling me this “teacher” doesn’t know how to use a comma or spell? The post is much longer, but it’s not worth sharing. This is a fake letter. Every teacher, regardless of major/minor, is required to do English classes #alberta

FB post screenshotted

Here's a ditterent perspective than one trom the Uniong:22
Berta Proud Dad
6h・
From A Teacher
Hi Berta Proud Dad,
Thank you so much for exposing the union! I was a teacher that did NOT vote in favour of the strike but was definitely pushed to and made to "feel bad" for not voting with the rest of the teachers. It is so frustrating to be apart of this when you don't want to be! The only people suffering are those students and if they were really "for the students" like so many teachers say they are, this wouldn't be happening.
The biggest frustrations I have is that the teachers don't realize that with a bigger increase in salary, the higher the tax bracket which means they are going to be taking home about the same as now..also they bitch about wanting lower taxes, but that can't happen if they expect higher wages.
The other thing, I would like to know how many of those teachers complaining about income got into teaching for the money. I sure as heck didn't! It was for the kids because I have a genuine interest in seeing them succeed.
The union pushing this love of orange to all teachers but they didn't do anything for us while they had power. In fact our class sizes increased with them in power. And on that note, they need to get angry with the federal loonie toons who keep taking in every Tom dick and harry from anywhere. That's why some areas have such high class sizes.

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 5d

Where is the Alberta Prosperity Project getting money to fund separatist ads? Looks like they may have taken the USA up on their loan offer… #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli can we kick these losers out?

Alberta prosperity project Facebook ad about separation

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 9d

The language here ticks me off. “Never again” apparently only matters if you’re Jewish. I hate this man. #cdnpoli #polievre #gaza
We all want an end to the deaths, but blaming everything on Hamas and absolving Israel of its war crimes and genocide is sick. How about “Never PM”

Pierre Poilievre •
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1h •
Two years after Hamas' sadistic attack on innocent Israelis, the families of twenty hostages are finally able to hug their loved ones. This peace provides an opportunity for the Hamas-launched bloodshed to finally end, which has been a tragic reality for too long.
Twenty-eight other hostages were murdered, and for those who knew them, it is still a moment of immense grief. We hope their bodies will be quickly recovered and their families, friends and loved ones might be able to find closure with their return.
The October 7th attacks were the darkest day for the Jewish people since the Holocaust.
Through it all, Israelis and Jews around the world have shown incredible resilience, with hope that the safe return of the hostages could bring the war to an end.
We thank President Trump for his leadership negotiating a peaceful closure to this war and hope that it serves to bring lasting, generational peace.
Never Forget, and Never Again.

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Parksy @pfparks.bsky.social · 10d

RURAL ED CLOSURES - REAL AB Case #2

- Pt in their 40s, witnessed cardiac arrest
- EMS responds and begins resuscitation
- Only mins from nearest Hospital, but the ED is CLOSED
- Adjacent Hospital ED Closed too
- EMS crew NOT aware of ED closures
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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 10d

#cdnpoli #abpoli #politics

elaine corden @elainecorden
As I've aged, I'm eternally grateful that I've gotten fatter instead of more politically conservative.

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 12d

It’s likely the chem trails she’s been complaining about.

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 13d

What grade is “The Left Hand of Darkness”? I only ask because I read that book in University, and found some parts challenging.

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 13d

#ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli #alberta #redfored #ucp

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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 15d

Dear NDP.

Now is when you say that if elected, you will cap class sizes at 25 over an 3 year period to allow for the required capacity buildout.

That’s all you have to do here.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli #abed

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a watch with the letter c on the wrist

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing a watch with the letter c on the wrist

media.tenor.com

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 15d

If you look closely at the bottom, you’ll notice Meta AI has never listened to Whiney McLostHisSeat speak. “Down to earth” my 🍑
#cdnpoli

Picture of Pierre Poilievre at baseball game
Bottom of page is meta suggested search for “Pierre Poilievre’s down to earth attitude”

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 20d

Did you see the Alberta Next town hall where Bruce suggested a child should be spanked for asking a question he didn’t like?

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Canadian In Alberta @canadianinalberta.bsky.social · 20d

Alberta is a place where we can't fund -
Education
Covid shots
Healthcare
Or prescriptions for seniors
To name a few

But we can build a pipeline that only benefits O&G
The same O&G industry that is automating & laying off workers

The UCP only care about their donors
#ableg #abpoli

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 21d

Bruce Spanky McAllister had his bio updated. 👌 #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

Wiki page Bruce McAllister (politician)
Article Talk
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For the seventh president of Bob Jones University, see Bruce McAllister (administrator).
- This biography of a living person needs additional citations for verification. (May 2017)
Learn more
Bruce H. McAllister (born March 27, 1971) is a Canadian politician who was an elected member to the Legislative Assembly of Alberta representing the electoral district of Chestermere-Rocky View.!!|2)
After the 2012 Alberta election, McAllister along with 16 other Wildrose MLAs formed the Official Opposition. Wildrose Leader Danielle Smith appointed McAllister as Education and Advanced Education Critic. 3) McAllister is known for advocating the abuse of children Che disagrees with.
Bruce McAllister

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 21d

Nope. He appears to be very pro censorship, given the other panels and how often he cuts off everyone he disagrees with

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 21d

Bruce (Spanky) McAllister reporting for duty.

#abpoli #cdnpoli #alberta #albertanext

Ps. Not my work—it was shared multiple times to some groups I belong to, so I don’t know who the original is to credit

Picture of Bruce McAllister behind and Alberta Next podium that days “spanky” with a paddle

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 21d

This is a great article about “The One”, or as I like to call her Dani DeSantis #ableg #albertanext

Yale of Gilead North (Alberta) @ydbelanger.bsky.social · 21d

David Carpenter identified the same thing at the Lethbridge panel a few weeks back—noting how “The One” controlled the show.
lethbridgeherald.com/commentary/o...

‘Alberta pension’ based on faulty premise

David Carpenter For the Herald There was no dog, nor was there a pony, there might have been a bearded lady but they didn’t let me close enough to tell

lethbridgeherald.com

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 21d

I wish I could say I was surprised, but it’s just like Smith to silence those who don’t agree with her. #ableg #abpoli

Zoomed in picture of smith from alberta next panel gesturing to her throat to cut the mic of the young boy who McAllister said should be spanked

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Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 21d

They sure don’t seem to think they work for “NDP trolls” —only the people who vote for them

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 21d

The MLAs are out of control. Smith needs to get her cronies in line.

@thebreakdownab.bsky.social you should see this

Jessica Morris 🇨🇦 @jessicatye.bsky.social · 21d

MLA Shane Getson is getting a little testy with his Facebook Followers. The UCP are cutting off microphones of those with opposing views, trolling citizens, spending tax dollars taking out ads against teachers that could go into schools, and suggesting parents beat their kids. #ableg

Phil Lip • 14h
I am disappointed that the province has not been able to come up with a deal. Properly funding education is important to our province's future.
Reply
Shane Clayton Getson • • i_ Author • 13h Phil Lip how's it living on your mom's basement.
Cozy?
On my I phone, without my glasses trying to reach folks in my area...so they know there are options
Take care, you are my absolute favourite
NDP troll.
Cheers
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Shane Clayton Getson • • & Author • 13h
Phil Lip Basement
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 21d

If you are part of the government, people get to criticize you.

People who say otherwise are authoritarians who hate freedom and they need to be stopped.

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