Jessica Ritchey
@jmritchey.bsky.social
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Writer. Here and there. Patreon: patreon.com/coldtakesjmr
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I don't follow sports but even I understand my friends who do are apparently watching the Berlin Alexanderplatz of baseball games.
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Starlight Express (1984, West End)
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esotouric.bsky.social
We were there as work finished up replacing the red sandstone "Y" on the Bradbury Building facade that sloughed off earlier this week, and a kind artisan from Spectra gave us some real sandstone relics to keep!
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You know it's absolutely killing the sports betting sites that they can't run odds on when the funny thing happens.
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"Could totally not explode into orange goo at any moment."
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bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social
Link for tonight's feature presentation. I'm out of town, but you're in the capable hands of Cosmos Mariner. @Willy1733

Incredibly Strange Creatures, etc.
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The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living & Became Mixed-up Zombies | Full Classic 60s RC
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Looking forward to the day when humanity looks at a society that allowed billionaires to exist the way humanity now views being ruled by the divine right of kings. Antiquated, morally wrong, of a less enlightened era.
jmritchey.bsky.social
The story of the early 21st century is you can have billionaires, or you can have democracy, but you can't have both.
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funkelly.bsky.social
Her: You better not be cunty western Gary Cooper when I get there

Me:
A black and white very early photo of Gary cooper in western gear, slicked down flapper hair, makeup, and smoking a cigarette
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter
1972 I can Remember from Sesame Street by Jim Simon's Wantu Animation.
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patrickwyman.bsky.social
Firmly believe that one of the best reasons to lift is that it’s funny to be big in random places, and that belief is confirmed by the wildly jacked guy working the Matterhorn at Disneyland. Amazing bit, 10/10, worth it
jmritchey.bsky.social
I am not a doomer, but it grates on me that getting to the other side of all this, and there is an other side of all this, is going to be so much harder than it ever had to be.
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I'm thinking of how messy and lived in all the spaces where characters like Bob and Sensei live in against the arid staging a McMansion for Zillow quality of the CAC headquarters and the empty particle board cube they show Lockjaw, who nearly swoons with ecstasy over it at that.
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OBAA rewards a repeat viewing, it's chaotic, free wheeling qualities reveal the larger whole that any story about America, about activism, about families is going to be messy.
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internethippo.bsky.social
If I caught the scent of a delicious pie cooling on a windowsill I wouldn't float towards it helplessly. I would continue on to whatever business I had that day
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colemooreodell.bsky.social
Found this in a 1981 Conan the Barbarian comic book. I salute you across the gulf of time, Horny Enough to Cut Out a Newspaper Ad Kid.
Ad for Tarzan the Ape Man starring Bo Derek and Richard Harris, with the line “The most beautiful woman of our time in the most erotic adventure of all time” and art of Derek in a straw bikini swinging on a vine against a white background
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moochava.bsky.social
Therapy-speak is a situation where a writing habit is both annoying to me personally and just bad under most circumstances. Few stories are improved by characters who understand what motivates them.
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Here's hoping POTUS received a clean bill of health today at his second annual checkup at Walter Reed in the past six months
jmritchey.bsky.social
Or has a dvd player and a (bootleg) disc of it.
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People half paying attention to old Looney Tunes on a CRT TV set and playing a board game together while keeping one eye out of their community. So well cast down to the bit parts, like the nurse who gently coaches Bob to say he's diabetic so he'll be sent to the hospital instead of jail.
jmritchey.bsky.social
I'm thinking of how messy and lived in all the spaces where characters like Bob and Sensei live in against the arid staging a McMansion for Zillow quality of the CAC headquarters and the empty particle board cube they show Lockjaw, who nearly swoons with ecstasy over it at that.
jmritchey.bsky.social
OBAA rewards a repeat viewing, it's chaotic, free wheeling qualities reveal the larger whole that any story about America, about activism, about families is going to be messy.
jmritchey.bsky.social
OBAA rewards a repeat viewing, it's chaotic, free wheeling qualities reveal the larger whole that any story about America, about activism, about families is going to be messy.
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phoefsutton.bsky.social
Tonight on TCM #TCM
SUGAR HILL (1974)
A real rarity. Possibly the best "blaxploitation" zombie movie ever made. A vengeful woman summons voodoo zombies to avenge her lover’s murder. Stylish, funky, and unapologetically pulpy, it’s one of the most original revenge tales of its era.🎥