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Fagatha Ghostie

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Francie doesn't like coffee ice-cream (he/him).

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 5d

Rake leaves, attract friend.

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 9h

Doing A Bit. Making a joke.

Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 9h

You'd better run, egg!

or

Bell pepper!

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 9d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 9h

I mean this is entirely for the Bit. I'm functionally celibate.

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 9h

Hey boy, are you a badly packed suitcase? Because I want to rearrange your insides.

sexy ludovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 9h

Ugh, fuck, I had a really foul "hey boy" drafted in my brain but never wrote it diwn and now it's dust in the wind

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 12h

Five shags in a tree omg

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SpooklyFiend @sparklyfiend.bsky.social · 15h

“In my day, you would have to remember a three digit code and pay a quid to request Love On The Northern Line.” Nurse, she’s out of bed again.

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 16h

afsgsghsgagfaf I'm sick and I'm making myself a bowl of ramen and tofu and said 'A big bowl of soupy noodles will be good' and mum said 'You need hot things going down your throat' and like yes I *do* but I'm not well this isn't the time.

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 17h

Nah I still don't trust him as far as I can throw him but it's fun to see someone shaking stuff up.

Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 20h

Thomas.

Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 20h

I still haven't seeeeen it.

*ducks flying projectiles from angry mob*

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 20h

Malhereusement, non.

Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 20h

I've got a cold and my voice has gone a bit Shohreh Agdashloo. I'm not mad at it.

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 21h

Well there's that.

Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 22h

It's very funny that Zack is just willling to say 'You're talking shit and you know you are' and nobody in politics or the media really knows how to cope with it.

Anita R @venividiverily.bsky.social · 1d

I could watch Zack Polanski utterly wreck Zia Yusuf ALL DAY LONG.

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 22h

Autoheart videos on youtube are fun because 90% of the comments are like 'I am incredibly depressed/deeply mentally unwell/going through horrible trauma and I love this song'

Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 22h

10 Oct 25: Autoheart - Hungover In The City Of Dust

Hungover in the City of Dust

YouTube video by Autoheart - Topic

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Ryan Short Shorts ☀️⛱️🩳 @crshort81.bsky.social · 1d

“How old is that zit on your tit?” 😝

@theonion.com 🔥🔥

youtu.be/XUT8ec24anM?...

Missing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates

YouTube video by The Onion

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 1d

Sherlock Holmes wasn't real you prick

Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 1d

That's Ebony Dark'Ness Dementia Raven Way

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 1d

after careful study, I believe only people born between 1975 and 1995 should be allowed to use the internet

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 1d

Put your tits away Tom, it's a funeral. #celebritytraitors

Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 1d

Like how can you not hear 'What?' and 'You imagine that?' and not SLAM the brakes on that line of questioning?

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 1d

This is so funny.

- I can imagine you saying you love AI.
- The fuck did you just say to me you pussy-ass bitch?
- *totally failing to read the room* I bet you'd find it totes useful.
- I will end you.

Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 1d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 1d

I can't wait for furious gammons who bought this on the strength of the AI image and got a flat piece of cardboard with drawings behind doors. Note the description: 2D Aircraft Advent Calendar.
Note it has only 13 doors. And two 14s. And two 24s. And an incomphrensible script on the left hand side.

Bristolvor @bristolvor.bsky.social · 1d

Good grief!

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