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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist

@johnpontoon.bsky.social

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I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time. I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk. Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · May 18

Surely at some point, organizations had a sensible bias against being led by know-nothing dumbfucks? I believe this must be true because humanity has torn iron from the ground and made it into buildings a thousand feet high.

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 4h

Don’t forget the arcade game. It was its own thing and as a physical object, it was present for 15-20 years past when anybody cared about the movie.

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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 21h

The political project of the Trump Admin is mass death. Sometimes fast, sometimes slow. This is the real threat, not the people they target to justify their actions.

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JB stan account @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 16h

This shit makes me homicidal

LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 18h

ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas

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cedar subaru lesbian @pussy.meangirls.online · 1d

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 14h

Has a lighter and spoon but no spot for a hypodermic? They’re just laughing at us!

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · Nov 21

can’t sleep because i’ve had a harrowing vision of a WW2 Muppet Movie where Kermit gets captured

A drawing of Kermit the Frog being pupeteered by a Nazi. The Nazi is making him shoot a gun and Kermit is yelling “I’m so sorry. This isn’t who I am!”

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 16h

One of the most satisfying things you can do as a human being is look at someone who's telling you what to do and go "Who's this asshole?" There are worse things to base a political philosophy on!

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 14h

What an absolute pussy. And what “trenches” has he ever been in, with Netanyahu or anyone else in his entire soft-assed life?

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 15h

Goofball reporter pointing the mic at his NECK? This ain’t no joke, son!

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 16h

Maybe Corn is doing a bit?

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 16h

Efficient.

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 16h

Yah, there’s a different article with a broader takedown of that cult’s relations with SA linked under my thing here.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · Aug 20

Interesting history of Scientology in South Africa, with a surprise cameo by Neil Gaiman’s abusive Scientologist father.

Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · Aug 20

"...he had confirmed his suspicion that it was members of the scientology movement who were phoning when he said into the telephone, '[L. Ron] Hubbard is a pig,' and a woman’s voice had answered, 'How dare you.'" tonyortega.substack.com/p/ron-and-le...

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 16h

100%. I always scream at all the other kids about what they should be doing.

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah, kinda late notice there. Lotta horses got past that barn door.

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 23h

A pivotal moment for both @ryannorth.ca and James Cameron.

Dr Doom rides atop a giant aqua-colored walrus-like creature except it has front fists and a tail. Doom holds a yellow horn and says “Ha-ha! I’m the MASTER of the world!”

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 1d

You have basically the same last name.

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 1d

Got some of that Emile Bayard juice!

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 1d

To quote Robert Loggia, ”Fuck ‘em. He was trash.”

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 1d

He wears his headgear (cowl?) while he also wears a biohazard suit helmet - what is up with that?

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 1d

Fridtjof Nansen, how you look so cool in 1890? I hope he’s still alive.

Photo of Fridtjof Nansen from 1890. He looks cool.

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 1d

Nietzsche tells us that in this situation, you let your claw hammer do the talking.

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 1d

The Substance is a movie about the importance of following instructions.

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Goldy @goldy.horsesass.org · 1d

miloneruda.bsky.social @miloneruda.bsky.social · 1d

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 1d

In 10 years, if this motherfucker isn’t disbarred and trying to be a KFC assistant manager, I am going to give the successor of the successor of the successor of Bluesky a real piece of my mind.