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Ashwin Rodrigues @ashwinrodrigues.com · 4h

mean liberal: nice car, weiner. did it come with a divorce

me in my Cybertruck: no. my ex wife gave that to me. computer, please take note of another injustice I’ve suffered

computer: confirming your destination is the Hoover Dam. cruise control set to 97 miles per hour

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Pac Approved @pacapproved.bsky.social · 2h

When you're a chilled out ghost, and you suddenly hear "MEGA PAC-MAN!"

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President Goku 🌐 @presidentgoku.bsky.social · 14h

sometimes i think "man this site would be better if it had more racist incels and mobile game ads" but i usually talk myself out of it

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Lando’s Front Left Wheel Nut @left-turn.bsky.social · 4h

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🏳️‍⚧️SaxN3ko🏳️‍⚧️ on HIATUS @saxn3ko.bsky.social · 4h

Meme about the divorced cybertruck owner.

Panel 1: I talk about my feelings with my cybertruck!

Panel 2: I talk about my feelings with my wife.

Panel 3: character from panel 1 looking embarassed.

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The Ghost of Nihl L'Amas @nih-llamas.bsky.social · 4h

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squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · 3h

I'm women

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(ș̷͒̂͜p̵̧̢̨̮͔̼̘̂̓́̂͊̎͋̚o̵̘̭̯̦͔̘̹͙̼̫̟̓̈́̎ǒ̶̧̪̣̱̬̪̹͉̤͙̓̔̂͛̿̚̕͠ͅķ̷̛̜̣̫̳̣͚͊̂̽͛́̈̊͗̃ỳ̸̡̧̢̛͔͇͕͎̝̘̦̥̩̭͔̒̏̂̓̂̇͑͘̚͝ ̸͈͍̙̓́̊̉͝m̷̢̢̨͉̺̜̝̳̞͈͎͑́̈̏̈́̂͂̈́͗̋̐̒̕͝o̴̢̝̗̬̪̟͖̠͚͇̎̀̈́́͂̕͜ͅn̷̛̲̲͂͐͝ẗ̴̢̟͕͙͇̞̙͇̲̫́̅̏̇̈͒́̄̌̿̌̿̂̇̚͜h̷͚̥͖̲̰̜̋͆̇͐͑!) Thatguyagain 🍉 @imakecontent.bsky.social · 13h

The whole interaction is legit just

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squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · 21h

Rent free lmao

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squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · 1d

why do we let pedophiles live

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The Electric Fox ⚡️🦊 @theelectricfox.bsky.social · 5d

...but on the other, what's stopping YOU from attempting reliving those aesthetics, you can do something small like having clear colored phone cases with charms & wallpapers, to outright trying out fashions of those times or even redecorating your room or things in your room to match that aesthetic

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Beastbizkit @beastbizkit.bsky.social · 17d

Gotta love the before and after 🍔
Tease for an exclusive Patreon piece out right now! Link in bio
#tomodachilife

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Anything Bot @anythingbott.bsky.social · 3d

Wii Fit Trainer (Female) doesn't take a shower.

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squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · 3d

Wait what is all this even about? I just found out about the whole Israeli food thing

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Laura Beltran (Commissions Open) @laurabeltran2001.bsky.social · 4d

"Back in my day, tv shows and video games weren't annoying trash"

Maybe the problem is that you became close minded and decided to hang around with the wrong people

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Tariffed Enough Already @tobycharleston.bsky.social · 4d

Yep, it was this one

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Chris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 6d

‪I want everyone who gave Genndy shit about Fixed to apologize right now lol ‬

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squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · 7d

2026 could not come soon enough, this year was so shit

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flipinidaho @flipinidaho.bsky.social · 9d

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The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.

Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children

Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.

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squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · 9d

bearman3600 cameos in this video and calls DxD "crippled basketball" btw

Nico The Cinderace @nicothecinderace.bsky.social · 26d

Gonna be honest when I say this: It gets pretty damn exhausting seeing all these negative videos about Nintendo clogging up my Recommended feed. Fuck gaming discourse, man. Same with Media Discourse.

All I want is to enjoy something in peace. Why is it so goddamn difficult?

This fucking video right here sums up why I hate gaming and media discourse as a whole.

All it does is drive in clicks and views because negativity sells.

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Spooxie like from the horrifying YouTube channel RoxieProxy @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 10d

I think everyone who's saying BlueSky is too far gone is forgetting how genuinely godawful Twitter was even before its sale. Like ppl didn't just up and leave, they tried to fight back against the fascist moderation but the current owner is too stupid to concede on issues that are losing him money

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mars 🐐 🐱 @marsoomata.bsky.social · 13d

chat is it harassment to ask people to do their jobs

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 13d

Harassing the mods into banning someone has never worked. And harassing people in general has never changed their mind.

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charles @genkibutch.bsky.social · Sep 12

super danganronpa 2x2 and the return of komaeda being announced the same stream and day we got more tomodachi life news

a man in a white shirt is making a funny face .

Alt: A black man in a white shirt is sighing loudly while turning his head looking around as if to grab the viewers attention in an exaggerated manner. The caption above him reads “People who be DESPERATE for attention.”

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✧ 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖘 🎃 ✧ @punkalicious.bsky.social · Sep 16

Genuinely so exited for an updated mii maker, the one we’ve had for years has always felt soooo limited, I feel like I can FINALLY represent my actual hairstyle zbcbcbzn ‼️

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Peanut (Repost Pinned) @peanutium.art · 16d

$2200 to go for urgent rent due on the 1st

$givepancake
paypal.me/inosaramet
Venmo: pancakewitch

#mutualaid
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💸💞🏳️‍⚧️
#transcrowdfund
#helpfolkslive2025

A blurry picture of a cat raising it's paw like a fist to hit the camera

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squilliam @johnsquimpleton.bsky.social · 20d

Is that sunky