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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · Mar 19

If you dont care about

*Black Issues
*Queer Issues
*Trans Issues
*Palestinians
*Marginalized Folk in General

Or identify as a

* Republican
* Zionist
* MAGA
* Resist Account
* Vote Blue No Matter Who

Then this isn’t the feed for you and if I find you are any of these things its an instant block.

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Oracle of the Obvious @oracleobvious.bsky.social · 5h

Do you think we could convince them to put Ares back in theaters in a few weeks so it can bomb a second time? 🤭

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 5h

My kind friend and coworker Starly needs some serious help and is in a deep pinch. Even if you can't donate, please spread the word around and RT if you can. Thanks, gang. ❤️

.°• ☆ Starly! ✨🌿🍄 @artbunnii.bsky.social · 15h

Hi guys! After what happened, it's evident that my mom's surgery can't wait, so I'm asking for donations to help to gather the money for it

She almost lost consciousness last night and the insurance keeps refusing to help us

Every help counts 🙏💕

ko-fi.com/drstarline/g...

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Mike Maynard @skullpiratemike.bsky.social · 5h

I'm fully expecting the message execs get from this to just be 'people don't like Tron' instead of the combined turdstorm of Leto, Mr. Beast, Tesla and Grok in the marketing being a misstep

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Leon “Lee” Grayhare @grayharetherabbit.bsky.social · 5h

I remember comparing Jared Leto to a way-too-old guy who shows up to a high school party with a dusty bottle of Wild Irish Rose in a paper bag

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 5h

He's is the living embodiment of that creepy, gross ass dude from Dazed and Confused who says "I keep getting older and they keep gettin' younger"

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GrokMeAmadeus @grokmeamadeus.bsky.social · 5h

The man is like if a Uwe Boll movie came to life in human form and couldn’t decide between a career in acting or hitting on teens outside a bowling alley.

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Not an OG Just a G @wilgafney.bsky.social · 6h

Nothing but rage.

LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 12h

"A 15-year-old was reported missing after he was last seen Saturday, Oct. 4."

"The teen was reported missing after he was last seen Saturday afternoon near the intersection of Clay Road and Hempstead Road."

www.fox26houston.com/news/missing...

Houston: Missing teen with autism in immigration custody, ICE reports

The family of a Houston teen who went missing tells FOX 26 that he had been in ICE custody for days.

www.fox26houston.com

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 6h

Jared Leto is so poisonous that he managed to outdo his biggest turd **AND** tank an entire franchise.

This man is pure distilled anti-talent lmfao

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 6h

This.

Is Amazing.

I am laughing like a damn hyena.

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 16h

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 1d

Best analysis of Tron: Ares I've seen, and its from my comment section.

A comment from Jessie's review of Tron: Ares - "TRON is a movie about unionizing your workplace. TRON: Legacy is movie about the tools of fascism. TRON: Ares is a movie about... how hard it is to be tech billionaire running a Fortune 500 company, I guess."

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 6h

a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a christmas tree and asking who me .

Alt: The Grinch in a santa suit is standing in front of a christmas tree and asking who me .

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 6h

I try when I can, brother 🤜🏾💥🤛🏾

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delpheous.bsky.social @delpheous.bsky.social · 7h

There's a part of me that wants to roll my eyes 1080 degrees in my head cause...bruh...😐😐😐

Then the other part (the black dude creative that's also stuck in this fascist hellscape...) is happy that you had enough of a creative spark to post something like this.

Every bit of goofy joy helps yo. ✊🏿

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Free Łink - Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 7h

the modern successor of course is the city of Los Angelous

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 7h

a close up of a woman 's face with shutterstock written in the corner

Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with shutterstock written in the corner and she is smiling and giggling

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 7h

I am. And it baffles everyone who knows me. 😇

✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 7h

No, I haven’t had any gummies tonight. Why do you ask? 🙃

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 7h

…🧐

Maya Angelou implies the existence of Olmec Angelou, Toltec Angelou, and Aztec Angelou respectively.

Honestly, Mesoangelouan societies are, quite frankly, fascinating. 😤😤😤

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 7h

Every day, I’m out here hustlin’ and dropping bangers. Get on my level. 😤😤😤

a man wearing a black jacket and a white hat with the letter e on it

Alt: a blak man wearing a black jacket and a white hat doing hopscotch while Crip walking

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 7h

After members of both gangs would then get together to do a little dance based on the pastries mentioned above. And they called this iconic dance…

The Crepe Walk. 😌

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 7h

Young black gang members are not talked about as much as they used to be.

Most of that is because in the early 2000s the Bloods and the Crips in particular would get together at a local venue, have a nice breakfast, then discuss their beefs.

Light pastries, both savory and sweet would be served.

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Sarah M. - Blerdy Baddie @killianfantasy.bsky.social · 8h

I've been saying Depression for a while. You can't carve this many people from (stable!) federal jobs, not have jobs open in the private sector to absorb them (or anyone else), and have the price of *everything* continuously rise. Something's going to break.

✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 18h

Best case scenario: Great Depression II (which some might say we’re already in if ya wanna be honest about it even though nobody is calling this what it actually is)

Absolutely Worst case scenario: Dark Age II -Techbro Robber Baron Ver.-

There are no good outcomes when you open Pandora’s Box.

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 8h

I have not had a single moment to post until now. I was bombarded (in the best way) the second I stepped inside! Thank you to everyone who came out to see me and who bought a print or got a sketch. I appreciate you as always!

✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 10h

If youre currently in Savannah GA, I’ll be tabling at Planet Fun on Broughton St selling prints and showing off my art until 7PM

I would have sent this sooner but I’ve honestly been swamped. If you have a minute come and say hi!

A goofy looking commission of the Metal Sonic plushie as sketched by me

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amartbee @amartbee.bsky.social · Aug 5

Im not reuploading them and its probably people reporting these because of some beef or rather. Whatever. Thats why im setting my own printer in the future. If you ever have a request let me know.

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