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WWE getting accidental Heat by having the American national anthem sung to the Australian crowd is a funny thought
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who would of thought that Apple cider was a sign of things to come for the guy
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- Millions of federal employees aren’t getting paid
- 15 million people about to lose their health care
- 24 million Americans could see their insurance premiums DOUBLE

Now Speaker Johnson gives House Republicans another week off work. 4 straight weeks out of DC. Unbelievable.
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jsx.bsky.social
"we are going to do a military coup, and also block our opponents attempt to make sure the military we are counting on loyalty from to do so get paid."

These are not the smartest fascists ever beaten by a frog.
fritschner.bsky.social
A few minutes ago in the House:

- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week

- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week
House Press Gallery: During today's pro forma session, the Clerk read a message from the Speaker designating Tuesday, October 14 through Sunday, October 19 as a district work period. Punchbowl's Briana Reilly: House gaveled in and out of its pro forma just now w/o recognizing Rep Elfreth, who was seeking to UC a mil pay bill from Rep Sykes. 

Elfreth told reporters after that House Dems stand “ready and willing to take” up standalone legislation to pay troops.
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mllejacquesnoel.bsky.social
As a Houston-native who grew up around Montrose—

Fuck Greg Abbot.
thebarbedwire.com
Chaya Raichik, better known as Libs of TikTok, was dutifully bemoaning the fact that the city of Houston repainted a Montrose neighborhood crosswalk decked on in LGBTQ+ rainbow colors. Raichik wrote that the crosswalk “must be removed immediately.”

And our governor dutifully complied.
Cool! It Really Looks Like Greg Abbott is Taking Orders From Libs of TikTok
Acting on the orders of notorious cesspool Libs Of TikTok, the governor bravely stands up to the menace of decorative asphalt.
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jonnyjonman.bsky.social
didnt expect freaking 'Superman vs. Homelander' to officially happen
jonnyjonman.bsky.social
a literal 'tournament arc' event story connected to the Absolute comics DC have out
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maristane.com
Goal: To stop having dream jobs.
Obstacle:
catsuka.bsky.social
Netflix partners with Gobelins school and Guillermo del Toro to launch a stop-motion studio in Paris.
variety.com/2025/film/gl...
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projectauuman.bsky.social
Very normal country
mikestabile.bsky.social
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse
In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.
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jonnyjonman.bsky.social
does make me question if they have a secret Grindr account
jonnyjonman.bsky.social
the funny thing about the frog costumes is that it's good protection againts pepper balls, spray, milkshakes

plus, the benefit of looking like a silly lil guy
a black and white drawing of a cartoon character with a sad face .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a cartoon character with a sad face .
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thembo.bsky.social
The "ultraviolence" Andy is talking about, when "Antifa nearly killed him", is when he got part of a drink poured on him and he pretended it gave him such severe brain damage that he dropped some fruit once and had therefore been "robbed of the confidence in holding my own food."
hannahgais.bsky.social
Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.
@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence. 

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

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jonnyjonman.bsky.social
no wonder these people hate Absolute Batman

dude's based
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
#SaveSpeech
Democrats that need to be reprimanded for cosponsoring KOSA:

J. Hickenlooper- CO
A. Klobuchar- MN
B. Lujan- NM
B. Schatz- HI
M. Hirono- HI
G. Peters- MI
J. Fetterman- PA
R. Blumenthal- CT
C. Schumer- NY
M. Hassan- NH
M. Kelly- AZ
P. Welch- VT

[more names + links continued below]
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Check out the uncensored, unblurred Intruder Kill Count, available now!
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cheryllynneaton.bsky.social
ICE is full of the most worthless cowards, man. Uvalde cop level. At least be a man and stand behind your actions. You can't even face someone's legitimate non-violent anger?
thetnholler.bsky.social
EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

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laurajedeed.bsky.social
This video is everywhere because it's a hilarious visual refutation of Portland being on fire. You can't get a mass movement going without convincing the masses

so yes, this does do something actually
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This literally does nothing. You are not beating fascism by dressing up in inflatable suits and dancing

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Portland is leading the way. This is how you (non violently) beat Fascism. Humor and ridicule are key.

Stillframe from a video of Portland protesters dancing in inflatable suits 

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i saw the one saying that the child robot from Pragmata is a better design
jonnyjonman.bsky.social
i can already tell that 'Checkmate' is going to be connected to the Waller series that's supposed to happen
jonnyjonman.bsky.social
its ironic that both Tim Dillon and Aries Spears out right said how much they were paid, just to rub it in to the 'haters'