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@jtothe.bsky.social

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He/Him Cismale, mostly here for artists I like but sometimes I just want to chat about weird stuff or ask questions and learn how to be less of an asshole. Sometimes physics from a meathead perspective.

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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · Jul 5

I'm online way too much and I love weird stuff. If the F-Plus is gonna talk about it I'll probably love it and want to talk your ear off about it.

Time Cube?
Geocities?
Guy talking about how he fractured his penis slipping on ice while having sex with the tail pipe of his Honda Civic?

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 23m

This reminds me of the damn chat bot you got to fisticuffs with before you can talk to a human being who can't help because "Policy".

Amazon, why is it if any MP3 I buy I have to call your guys to be able to download my music a week later because your site wants me to buy it again instead?

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 28m

"Keep Austin Weird"

Was the whole thing for years and I kept hearing from guys who kept quoting Patton Oswalt about it being a bubble of sanity along with Madison and Portland. Most of them left there in the late 00s and saw the writing on the wall about it changing.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 8h

Moore nailed it so hard and I'm still getting an eye twitch thinking about it.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 8h

Oh man, Lodoss I'm a fanboy and my interest in the series got reignited when that Deedlit metroidvania came out (It's a blast!), but I'd love to see you cover Relics since I barely see it talked about.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 9h

Oh god fucking damn it. Of course that's the context. It's like the when everyone was talking about how hot Lohan used to be in Freaky Friday when she was 16.

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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 22h

I always figured the most hated of the series would be 3 or 6.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 23h

Oh jesus, why why why? Fucking hell we're gonna end up with dislike bots just like Reddit and the subs where we talk about bands who end up having nazi members or are cool with them.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus even Doom Haus was better than this.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

Oh and I forgot the third strip that was made to poke fun at how they have other colors of crayons and making fun of being sued for pointing out some issues.

Four panel comic showing Thornhump the "CEO/Mayor" of the comic Bloom County attempting to protect the comic from a lawsuit while Opus the Penguin is just digging themselves further into the hole.

Panel one:

Thornhump wearing a shirt that says "Bloom County (hearts) Crayola"

"Thornhump here with a friendly salute to the crayola crayon company!!"

Panel two

... which was accidentally mentioned here as selling racially insensitive pink crayons labeled "flesh" ...

Panel Three

Thornhump is now joined by Opus holding a crayon box

... a grave and foolish mistake. Crayola hasn't had "flesh" since 1963.

Opus: It does have "Indian Red" tho.

Panel Four

Thornhump is shown using his cane to whack Opus to make him shut up while he talks.

Thorn: We also salute crayola's forgiving lawyers!

Opus: S'pose they have 'Negro brown' --- OW!

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

Flesh colored bandages being beige, no other options for darker only pastel colors until one company offered them a few years ago.

Hell even Bloom County was making fun of it in the 80s.

Second comic shows the two kids one white on the left, one black on the right, using crayons to draw.

Panel one

Left :This self portrait for your mom?

Right: Yes. Have you got "Prussian Blue" or "Cadmium Yellow" ?

Panel two

Left: Got em.

Right: Ya got flesh?

Left: Right here.

Panel three

Left child is shown slapping his own face as he realizes the crayon is a beige color that looks like white skin, right child is staring with no emotion shown.

Panel four

Left: This is obviously a crayola-republican conspiracy.

Right: I'll trade ya for a 'burnt umber.'

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μμπ @letthemalltalk.bsky.social · 1d

This is kind of lawyer 101 and journalist 101 but you shouldn’t give interviews when you’re under indictment and you especially shouldn’t sit for them with performative hacks like Tara.

Tara Palmeri @tarapalmeri.bsky.social · 2d

I just had a Katie Porter moment with congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh. The interview lasted 3 minutes.

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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

This is the same lady that Spicer called an idiot with no sources, which holy shit I feel really weird to even agree on one thing with Spicy.

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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 1d

Extremely smart people can fall for any old nonsense when it's outside their area. Look at all the people who've bought into transphobic attacks on science - they're not dumb they just see sources they think are trustworthy saying stuff and assume those people did their homework.

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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

First six months on here I used to check Clearsky out of curiosity about what it tracked. I think the last time I checked it was a couple months ago to laugh at the ridiculous lists I got put on that only one person subs to (The list maker) and it's just the same dude with a new account every month.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

My god. We need to build a sky tunnel through the earth into Paris so we can fly planes straight there.

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 1d

A PSA-style poster displaying an assortment of brightly colored pressed pills. The text reads "ATTENTION PARENTS OF TRICK OR TREATERS: THIS IS NOT CANDY. These are ecstasy pills and they are expensive. No one is going to give them out to your children as Halloween candy."

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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

Who were those dumb asses way back in late winter, then in spring, then during summer, then a few weeks ago who kept saying they can say whatever they want with no consequences when warned this is not the admin to play games with decided to double down?

Just curious.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

The one where Mulder switches brains with a guy who makes up all the conspiracies that The Lone Gunmen think are real so no one pays attention to the real crimes. Like Saddam Hussein is actually a dinner theater actor they use on TV when the CIA gets in trouble.

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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 2d

All I can do is lament the fact my arms are not long enough for the jerk off motion this dumbass deserves.

As heartening as these personnel actions are, however, they only scratch the surface of what needs to be done to hold accountable the federal officials and federally funded researchers whose decisions have compromised public health. Dr. Fauci may be gone, but in his place at NIAID sits Jeffrey Taubenberger, a longtime Fauci ally who conducted the kind of reckless gain-of-function research Kennedy was sent to stop. Taubenberger led work to resurrect the 1918 Spanish flu virus and splice its genes with modern H1N1 strains—research that epitomizes the dangerous hubris of a scientific establishment more interested in what it can do than whether it should. That someone with this record not only remains employed but also holds a leadership position at NIAID underscores just how incremental the progress made thus far has been.

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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 2d

People (rightly) talk a lot about cargo cult fascism but frankly I think we are overdue for a conversation about cargo cult socialism.

The Platner stuff is a perfect example, folks are so bewitched by the Old Timey Worker signifiers that they are attempting to whitewash a goddamn Nazi tattoo.

Justin Zimmerman @jztidecat.bsky.social · 2d

I already knew, but the Nazi tattoo thing really hammers home that a lot of folks that identify as democrats just don’t have a will or enough common sense to fight racism. Y’all, you don’t accidentally get and keep a Nazi tattoo you dingbats.

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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 2d

You're right, I don't believe it! Bullshit, I call shenanigans!

WHEN'S THE PREMIER BOB?

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 2d

Oh god I got to the part where the girl is fretting the guitar as Monica plays. This is funny as hell but not in the way they intended.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 2d

It's wild how many times you pick up subtle wrong things that takes a replay to notice a box just appear in his hands and he puts it on the table on top of other stuff that simply flattens to nothing. Or else a guitar in a third hand that hovers by the side of her waist, or weird shadows.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 2d

Jesus imagine if they rereleased Broken Arrow now.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 2d

Jesus this and the the reporter trying to do little snide comments aimed at you and others instead of growing a spine or answering the questions people ask is driving me crazy. Like shocker people think it's a shit take and are taking you to task over it.