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Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 17h

Lmao... Stephen Miller out here describing himself, pretending he's talking about DeNiro

"Stephen Miller is a sad, broken bald man who's mostly enraged because he hasn't said anything worth listening to ever. This man's been degrading himself on camera with one horrific interview after another"

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 20h

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

Twitter conversation:
kthorjensen: Didn't know that Matt Gaetz's fiancee is VR soy-pepe Palmer Luckey's sister. I guess pedophiles really do stick together
palmerluckey: Is there a reason you think I am a pedophile, or are you just an idiot?
kthorjensen: Just playing the odds

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 1d

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Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 19h

Stoop kid doesn't even need to leave his stoop to be a neighborhood fixture...

..try that in a small town..

Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 19h

The only thing special about a "small town" is less oversight..

..so a single family like the Murdaughs can own your entire county for half a century and y'all just accept it as normal until they finally go too far amd get the feds involved..

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Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 19h

So I was thinking about "Small Towns"... try that..

The only differences between a small town and ACTUALLY LIVING IN A "BIGGER CITY" is...

..the next town is closer..

..your neighbor is closer..

..and you transactions are faster at the store..

Cities are a bunch of "small towns" that overlap..

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Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 19h

My pre-maga friends were generally.. good people that liked prank tv shows too much..

..but, at least, most of them were pretty fair to the level of prank that they accepted as the prankee..

..but..
..the shithead who laughed loudest when anyone else was pranked..

..lost their shit as a prankee.

Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 19h

Then I REread it, and, yeah.. kept most of the likes, but feel like more nuance is required.. mostly good, just beyond my offhanded knowledge to cosign..

Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 20h

I was all like.. "that deserves a follow"

Then I was like.. "I'm already following"..

Then I was going to tag onto the end of your replies, but you were still at it at 23:00EST...

So "liked" everything posted so far...after reading to make sure I agreed..

DM and lets talk shit about fascists..

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Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 20h

You want power??

Tell your representative to actually fucking represent you!!!

Some girl who tied for 5th, was so much more important than LOSING; your healthcare, your due process, your jobs, and your TAX DOLLARS..

..She got a trophy a couple days later.. and was rewarded for her participation!!

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Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 20h

People that call themselves "MAGA" need to realize that..

..no matter how much merch you purchased, or how much you argued in support..

..you were never part of the "America" they wanted to make "great again"..

..you were only the cannon fodder that let trump stay home with "bone spurs"..

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Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 20h

So like..

Conservatives are kindergarteners..

Or at least the people they listen to the most think they are..

M&Ms.
Dr. Seuss.
Disney.

..they had a bunch of old people angry AF, for an entire year, about topics that were significantly less important to me by the time I started 1st Grade..

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Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 20h

Dog whistles are known to most people..

Only bitches (a female dog, which you should in no way be compared to if this criteria does not pertain to your acti0ns) pretend they can't hear them while still managing to accurately follow those supposedly secret hypersonic commands..

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Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 20h

Republicans don't create anything..

They steal from others and reuse old slogans, forgotten enough to pretend the toxicity wasn't known to the mainstream..

..while clearly dog whistling to the real racists..

..and letting the people they FOOLED act as cannon fodder to defend them..

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Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 20h

Maga makes people believe they're mostly powerless.. but.. if you give your power to these fake strongmen.. you will finally have power..

..and you believe their "no refund" policy still holds up after you realize they screwed you over the entire time..

..former maga.. go get your fucking refund..

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Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 20h

As a maga.. everything you vote to happen to those "others" will ultimately happen to you!!

But, the most fucked up part is..

..when it happens to you too, you just assume that it was an accident..

..and refuse to realize that you were also an "other" the whole fucking time..

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Kalvin Escobar @kalvinescobar.bsky.social · 20h

Maga needs to put pressure on their representatives to reject all of this bullshit..

..but they still somehow "believe" the democratic candidates are somehow still worse than the fascists..

I mean, they went from calling themselves "anti-woke" to now describing themselves as finally "waking up"...

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3d

Over 500,000 views before the Community Note fact check.

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 3d

Trump is destroying the White House. Another step in Trump’s attempt to demolish the United States.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 3d

The East Wing was first added in 1942, under Franklin D. Roosevelt, primarily to provide office space for the First Lady’s staff and to conceal a newly built underground bunker known as the Presidential Emergency Operations Center (PEOC) during World War II.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3d

We had new windows installed today and our guys showed a lot more care and concern for the rest of the house than whoever is slapdashing this godforsaken shit.

Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 3d

WHAT THE FUCK

One side of the White House has just been ripped out

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 3d

Q: "What does it say that POTUS over the weekend released a video of him pooping on the American people?"

Speaker Mike Johnson: "The president uses social media to make a point…He is using satire to make a point. He is not calling for the murder of his political opponents."

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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 3d

Ah! Good morning, reality. And welcome. We’ve been expecting you…

FT graph showing massive UK public support for the opinion that it was wrong to vote to leave the EU.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 3d

The most reckless, stupid administration E-V-E-R. Nothing comes close.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 4d

Our confirmed count stands at 8.1 million participants worldwide for yesterday’s No Kings protest. Thank you to everyone who helped verify the numbers through our submission website. While some MAGAs attempted to submit false or misleading data (such as reporting “one person” for major cities)

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