Kaz Cooke
@kazcooke.bsky.social
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Author & cartoonist kazcooke.com.au Books: Up The Duff; Girl Stuffs 8-12 & 13+; Ada; You’re Doing It Wrong: a History of Bad & Bonkers Advice to Women; ‘It’s The Menopause’. Further palaver as it comes to hand.
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kazcooke.bsky.social
The Crimson Bunting.
kazcooke.bsky.social
The phrase used to be 'going to hell in a handbasket' as in the 1600s, a hand-pulled basket on wheels was pretty speedy. Trump & his idiots are sending the US to hell in an F-22 Raptor jet. Every day they wreck more health, justice, defence, rights, jobs, and climate change mitigation capabilities.
mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."
kazcooke.bsky.social
Yeah, as a nickname in Australia it's as off as a fucking curate's egg.
kazcooke.bsky.social
There you go. Thanks for finding it.
kazcooke.bsky.social
I'm glad Abbott was challenged on his cherry-picking & 'interpretation' of history by Fitzsimons. Abbott displays a peculiar coldness and incuriousity about oral & other accounts of the fate of Aboriginal people murdered here since the 1700s.
kazcooke.bsky.social
In Peter Fitzsimons's 9-media interview with the man he calls 'Abbo', Tony Abbott says Trump is like 'the curate's egg - he's good in parts'. From a C19th English cartoon about toadying timidity, the joke is that an off egg is, of course, all bad, but the cowardly curate is politely lying.
kazcooke.bsky.social
Marina Hyde nails the AI bosses' brazen theft of work that legally belongs to its creators. The tech bros say their industry will collapse without stealing our stuff - it's that valuable. But also so unimportant & worthless they won't pay for it or ask consent.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
It’s Sam Altman: the man who stole the rights from copyright. If he’s the future, can we go backwards? | Marina Hyde
His AI video generator Sora 2 has been reviled for pinching the work of others. One giant leap for Sam: for everyone else, not so much, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
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tomquinn.bsky.social
Kidnapped in international waters, extraordinary rendition to a genocidal state, and then imprisoned indefinitely.

You'd think this would trigger the immediate expulsion of the Israeli Ambassador for these inexcusable actions against an Australian citizen.
earleyedition.bsky.social
An Australian woman who has not agreed to sign a waiver acknowledging she sought to 'illegally break Israel’s naval blockade' on Gaza will be “indefinitely detained” in Israel’s Ketziot prison unless she agrees to sign the waiver.
Australian woman on pro-Palestinian aid flotilla will be ‘indefinitely detained’ by Israel unless she signs waiver
Madeleine Habib, who captained the Conscience ship, was arrested by Israeli forces on 8 October and detained in Israel’s Ketziot prison
www.theguardian.com
kazcooke.bsky.social
I want to go back in time and box the ears of the GP who told my friend she was making up 'chronic fatigue syndrome' and just wanted attention. I wanted to do it then, too. I'll still want to do it in 10 years time.
bhanlon15.bsky.social
Female First: 'Scientists create first accurate blood test for chronic fatigue syndrome'

'The test..showed 92% sensitivity and 98% specificity. The team examined 47 patients with severe ME/CFS and compared results to 61 healthy individuals.'

www.femalefirst.co.uk/lifestyle/sc...
Scientists create first accurate blood test for chronic fatigue syndrome
Scientists say they have developed the worlds first accurate blood test to diagnose myalgic encephalomyelitis, also known as chronic fatigue syndrome MECFS.
www.femalefirst.co.uk
kazcooke.bsky.social
Former English MP & expenses enthusiast multisquillionaire lobbyist leads by example to paid burglary advocates and burglars now gearing for mass protests if they are not legally allowed to burglarise hither & yon, on the grounds that they would quite like to profit from stolen goods so there.
kazcooke.bsky.social
Look at their dear, brave Antifa faces.
snark66.bsky.social
My Grandma. Who ended up marrying my Grandpa. He spent a bit of time in Tobruk.
kazcooke.bsky.social
Jess, only straight men can do things & their girlfriends can only be denouncing, devious decorations - for example women can't be fighters or artists, spies or pilots or inventors or scientists because of the ovary's clitoris in their placenta.
kazcooke.bsky.social
Given that almost everyone I suggested is dead, I feel that 'making sense of it' was not quite my central thrust, but thanks for your thoughts.
kazcooke.bsky.social
Is it Jessica Mitford? Ilsa in Casablanca? Ruth Draper? All the girls and women from the French, Dutch, Belgian, and Polish WW2 Resistance in case they had a boyfriend? Mrs Stalin? The possibilities are senseless.
rtodkelly.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
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thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
kazcooke.bsky.social
Can we please have a government run along the principles of whatever a Pocock person says?
barbarapocock.bsky.social
How we ‘fess up when we mess up shows who we are. Pay it all back Deloitte. And apologise. Give yrsrlf some procurement teeth Labor: the capability to ban for poor behaviour, commensurate with the misdemeanour, up to 5 yrs.
kazcooke.bsky.social
That's right. A lady's whole body is a placenta and at 30 weeks of pregnancy her arm is already growing to be the same length as a giraffe's leg, so she can use it to get the baby out at 60 weeks if she doesn't have health insurance. #American #UpTheDuff
kazcooke.bsky.social
I would say RFKJnr and the rest of the Trump henchfawners are as stupid as rocks but TBH there's probably a piece of extruded granite made into a kitchen bench somewhere that understands more about pregnancy & medicine.
paleofuture.bsky.social
"Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman eight months pregnant—she is an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School—and she is saying 'eff Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta."

gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-compl...
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profannawatts.bsky.social
Lol the Nobels can't even acknowledge women's contribution to discovery. But sure let's acknowledge The Machines.
Headline from an article in Nature this week that states "Prizes must recognize machine contributions to discovery. The future of science will be written by humans and machines together. Awards should reflect that reality."
kazcooke.bsky.social
Oooh, yes. I do like a woman who goes orf like a Catherine Wheel.
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exoplanetdinosaur.bsky.social
A pox on all politicians who upheld this genocide. May your withered souls never know peace. May the images of the horrors visited upon the Palestinians people haunt you day and night, infest your dreams. May you never know peace and joy ever again