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KiwiRed

@kiwired.bsky.social

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Adult autistic and type-2 diabetic. Enjoys reading, music, gaming. A NZer in the Philippines. Works tech support, for my sins - have you tried turning it off and back on? Also found on Mastodon at @[email protected]

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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · Jun 26

Note to self:
10 Don't be an ass
20 Don't try be funny at somebody else's expense
30 Be prepared to fail at 10 and 20
40 Do better
50 Goto 10

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Rob from Chicago (Sleeper Service) @robfromchicago.com · 2d

Portland right now.

Kermit the Frog sitting in his swamp and paying his banjo, singing:

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · Aug 6

Someone tell Webster I want to propose a new word

errogance (n) : the state of being very confident and very wrong

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 16h

Drawtober Day 10: Woods Witch
#drawtober #Halloweenie

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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 2h

I understand Tron, but I don't understand letting Jared Leto anywhere near the franchise. (Or any franchise really)

KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 2h

<hugs>

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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 2d

For those who need it.

A fake Magic: the Gathering cake titled "Chicken of Executive Function". Ability text reads "Dispel Malaise. You are granted executive function for one turn." Flavour text reads "You have been visited by the chicken of executive function. Stop scrolling and go and do one thing you've been putting off."

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Adam 🪿 @vexnir.bsky.social · 12h

After weeks of hard work, my new store launches today! I'm so excited, now it's a proper storefront! And there's 9 new items too to celebrate the Fall vibes 🍁🍂

✸ vexnir-shop.com ✸

Shares are most appreciated!

A banner showing the 9 new items in my shop. The text on top says "New shop launch!!" with a heart next to it.

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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 11h

If you're not applying the Vegemite to the bread like you're not punishing it for its sins in a past life, you're not trying. #Sandwich

An open cheese and Vegemite sandwich about to be closed and consumed, showing more Vegemite having been applied to the bread than most people would consider appropriate.

KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 11h

Unsolicited wick pic

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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 11h

And that was also in a work of fiction.

KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 11h

Man, how long has it been since I heard someone use the word ultraviolence.

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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 13h

It's a five-drink Saturday night, and I'm three drinks in.

<relaxes>

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 17h

Need some sign ideas for the No Kings rally.

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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 20h

It helps them that most of us aren't aware of how deep in various rabbit holes they are.

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Erika Nosé @miz0mei.bsky.social · 20h

I finished it! And had time to finish another before classes ended. What an amazing experience. I’m excited to use these skills on new pieces!

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 1d

Not all it's cracked up to be

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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 20h

I was almost considering reading it until I saw the author.

KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 20h

Ready to serve, and just waiting on my wife's verdict.

A pan full of enoki beef rolls, drizzled with egg and green onion.

KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 20h

In progress.

A plate of mushrooms wrapped in thinly-sliced beef, waiting to be cooked.

KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 22h

If a floppy disk fossilised, doesn't that turn it into a hard disk?

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 22h

Pantogram’s miniature binary typewriter
spoon-tamago.com/pantograph-i...

tiny typewriter with two keys 0 and 1 the paper in it is covered with 0's and 1's

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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 1d

Making dinner plans, cooking for my wife. #Food
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB-W...

ENOKI BEEF ROLLS

YouTube video by Hungry Mom Cooking

www.youtube.com

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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 1d

What they'll learn is "Hey, I could also get some of that"

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Helen Whistberry @whistberry.bsky.social · 1d

Happy #Invertober Day 10!

Common earthworm (lumbricus terrestris)

Went for a different style as I wasn't sure how to make an earthworm aesthetically pleasing 😅

#Invertober2025

Black and white drawing of an earthworm in an S-shape on its side. The words would you still love me follow the curve on the left and the words if I was a worm follow the curve on the right. The background is an elaborate symmetrical doodle of teardrop shapes of varying sizes.

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KiwiRed @kiwired.bsky.social · 1d

It *is* a compelling argument.