Dan
@knitdan.bsky.social
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Knitter. Cishet he/him. Pro-choice, pro-LBGTQ+. Normie liberal. Rural NE Washington. Elderly man in his 40s. No followbacks without investigating If your profile has no original posts or it’s just a half dozen stock photos I’m probably just gonna block
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knitdan.bsky.social
Just throwing this out into the void I guess

I make a sincere effort to never intentionally misgender someone, but we all make mistakes and if you notice me inadvertently misgendering anyone I would appreciate a little grace and the opportunity to correct myself
knitdan.bsky.social
Swear to God I have this exact conversation with stepdad every week when Oklahoma is on the TV:

Stepdad: “hey, didn’t WSU have a guy named Mateer? Are they related?”

Me:(sigh) “He played for WSU last year and then he transferred. Same guy.”
knitdan.bsky.social
I love John Mateer but yeah you’re gonna have some interceptions with him
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I honestly don’t get why his entire Joker performance (both on-screen and behind the scenes) wasn’t a gigantic career hole for Jared Leto to crawl out of. Like if my accountant sent me a used condom I’d probably just go to H&R Block to do my taxes.
knitdan.bsky.social
Proud of my Cougs today even though we didn’t come away with a win

we did not play like 33-pt dogs
knitdan.bsky.social
I don’t want to diminish what the Cougs are doing here but Ole Miss does not look like a top 5 team right now
knitdan.bsky.social
Cougs pass rush is the story of this game, we’ve been putting a tonkof pressure on the Ole Miss QB

Feels like Ole Miss can only get yards through the run
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knitdan.bsky.social
Cougs retake the lead in Oxford!

14-10 early in the 3rd quarter
knitdan.bsky.social
Touchdown Cougs!

7-0 lead on the #4 team in the nation!
knitdan.bsky.social
Cougs with a 4th and goal stop!

Long way to go tnough
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lisaloe.bsky.social
Sorry, is there a question here?

27 children died.

Close the goddam camps if you can’t comply with safety measures.

This isn’t the first time flash flooding in this zone has killed campers, just the most well known with the highest death toll.

www.texastribune.org/2025/10/10/t...
Texas youth camps say cost of implementing new safety requirements will force them to close
During a Friday state hearing, parents of July 4 flood victims said camps should prioritize the safety even if costs are high.
www.texastribune.org
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parsnip.bsky.social
arguably happened the second he hit 18 but i feel like it must be noted and observed that we are all now officially allowed to be mean to baron trump
robertscotthorton.bsky.social
Trump said he deserved a cut for brokering the TikTok deal, and at once there was agreement that his son Baron would have a top executive slot... though he hasn't asked for it, and has no apparent qualifications to hold it. This is how Trump 2.0 works. www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2025...
Barron Trump tipped for top TikTok job
US president’s 19-year-old son could be appointed to the app’s board
www.telegraph.co.uk
knitdan.bsky.social
Making a sandwich at 10 pm because 5 was too early and I forgot to fix dinner in the 7th inning stretch and after that I couldn’t tear myself away until it was over
knitdan.bsky.social
Winter Storm Watch for Sunday

Are you fucking kidding me
knitdan.bsky.social
Oh thank you Jesus it’s finally over
knitdan.bsky.social
I swear to God if this game ends on a walkoff walk…
knitdan.bsky.social
Everyone had had time to sober up, they should start selling beer again
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bendts2cents.bsky.social
Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
knitdan.bsky.social
[is my hospital closing]
[list all hospitals within 100 miles of me]
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minakimes.bsky.social
I’m sure Kerry Carpenter is a nice man but personally I’d love to never see him again for the rest of my life
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valentinexyz.bsky.social
“There is a complex strategy the Dems could pull off right now that would topple the Trump regime or at least end its greatest excesses. I can’t prove its existence to you because I literally don’t know what this hypothetical method is and I demand the Democrats to come up with it for me, or else.”
knitdan.bsky.social
It’s fine everything’s fine
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danlehner.bsky.social
I hope to god that Michael Ironside has, at least once in his life, used the most perfect dad joke where someone asks him, “is that your real name” and he responds, “no, my first name is actually Frederick”
Wikipedia: Frederick Reginald Ironside (born February 12, 1950), known professionally as Michael Ironside, is a Canadian actor. A prominent character actor with over 270 film and
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seed-corn-thoughts.bsky.social
This is basically magical thinking. It is the thought process of a small, frightened child who just wants mommy to make the pain stop and is getting angry that she can't.
The issue is that this is a grown adult, not a small child, and also when the Democrats do things it's never good enough.
knitdan.bsky.social
But they brought on international superstar Jared Leto!

Everybody loves that guy!

He’s a huge draw!