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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️

@kristenisakryptid.bsky.social

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32 year old East Coast cryptid - Plays games, instruments and makes stuff 🎸 - Goth, Halloween, ghosts and spooky shit 👻🦇 - Learning to code 👩🏻‍💻 - I have a bird 🦜 - MAGA/Nazi punks get off my lawn. 🚫🚫🚫

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 9d

October #Promosky 🎃💀🦇

⚰️ shapeshifting cryptid from the East
⚰️ post-punk, darkwave, alt toons 🎶
⚰️ WoW, Dragon Age, borderlands, Sims
⚰️ occasional player of instruments 🎸
⚰️ blacklight reactive art 💚
⚰️ walker of cemeteries 🪦
⚰️ anything SPOOKY 💀
⚰️ slightly crazy bird mom 🦜

🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

Inverted pic of me in a skeleton costume with my bird and I look like a Sims 3 ghost that died from drowning.

Up close filters shot of my attempt at recreating the disco skull from the Scooby-Doo movie 💀

My bird Chibi posing in front of a pumpkin that’s older than me.

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 7h

a man in a red suit is dancing with two skeletons in glow in the dark costumes .

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 7h

a person with a pumpkin on their head is holding a cup of coffee .

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 7h

My job is Halloween. I’m good at Halloween 🎃💀🦇

Joshua Werner @joshuafrantic.bsky.social · 7h

Ash Williams reciting the incantation on Army of Darkness with the caption "quitting my job to focus on Halloween"

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 15h

Not even good for painting/carving! 1 out of 5 stars ⭐️

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Goth Auntie @cupcakegoth.bsky.social · 16h

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Take a few deep breaths, drink some water, take your meds.
-Don’t seek out the social media of people you’ve removed from your life.
-The Cursed Object is the one shrieking “don’t read my diary!” for a change.
❤️ Auntie Jilli

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 16h

Much of my time was stolen from a windows 98 computer lol

DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 19h

I don’t watch sports but I’m a Philly resident raised by a Giants fan dad and honestly I’m confused about how I’m supposed to feel today 🤣

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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 21h

“if i win the lottery i won’t tell anyone but there will be signs” woman in front of castle by followmeaway

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 21h

I’m so sorry for your loss 🫂

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 1d

And not finishing a part of the track so the car just explodes in the sky

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 1d

Me getting ready every morning

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 1d

Scrolling in that same Indeed boat right now. Job market really is atrocious

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 1d

a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both "

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 1d

One day once we’re on the other side of all this fascism nonsense, I hope to see an image of this scene in history text books

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Polaris @polarizepolaris.bsky.social · 1d

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 1d

This made me laugh harder than it should have 😂

DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 1d

Idk how it got so hard to just talk to people. I feel like I used to message people all the time and now it just feels like we’re all bothering eachother