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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️

@kristenisakryptid.bsky.social

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32 year old East Coast cryptid - Plays games, instruments and makes stuff 🎸 - Goth, Halloween, ghosts and spooky shit 👻🦇 - Learning to code 👩🏻‍💻 - I have a bird 🦜 - MAGA/Nazi punks get off my lawn. 🚫🚫🚫

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 8d

October #Promosky 🎃💀🦇

⚰️ shapeshifting cryptid from the East
⚰️ post-punk, darkwave, alt toons 🎶
⚰️ WoW, Dragon Age, borderlands, Sims
⚰️ occasional player of instruments 🎸
⚰️ blacklight reactive art 💚
⚰️ walker of cemeteries 🪦
⚰️ anything SPOOKY 💀
⚰️ slightly crazy bird mom 🦜

🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃

Inverted pic of me in a skeleton costume with my bird and I look like a Sims 3 ghost that died from drowning.

Up close filters shot of my attempt at recreating the disco skull from the Scooby-Doo movie 💀

My bird Chibi posing in front of a pumpkin that’s older than me.

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 7h

And not finishing a part of the track so the car just explodes in the sky

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 10h

Me getting ready every morning

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 7h

Scrolling in that same Indeed boat right now. Job market really is atrocious

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 8h

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 8h

One day once we’re on the other side of all this fascism nonsense, I hope to see an image of this scene in history text books

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Polaris @polarizepolaris.bsky.social · 8h

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 8h

This made me laugh harder than it should have 😂

DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 8h

Idk how it got so hard to just talk to people. I feel like I used to message people all the time and now it just feels like we’re all bothering eachother

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 8h

I’ve done this too. Or I’ll reply but then it’s awkward and the conversation just ends lol

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 8h

And when I did go in the computer room it wasn’t to use the internet. It was to drown people in Rollercoaster Tycoon who weren’t enjoying my park

"SPACE KOOK" 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 9h

I overshared on the internet and now I feel weird.

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 8h

Saaame 😖 anxiety is awful. Or when the other person messages and I don’t always know how to respond

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 9h

me 🤝 falling in love with the most undeserving individuals

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 9h

Oh yeah? Could a depressed person do *this*??

*Stays up until gone 2am trying to think of the perfect lie to not go to work in the morning*

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Thursday! What a concept! @thursaconcept.bsky.social · 17h

Thursday! What a concept!

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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 14h

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 18h

Oh theres no new development with Matt Rife. For some reason he just popped into my head today 🤣 give him no attention lol

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 18h

CEO for Bluesky or Matt Rife? I thought I heard some things about waffles but I have no idea what’s actually going on

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 19h

Yeeaah idk too much about him but FB was especially annoying about forcing him down my throat and every joke sounded like “I treat women like shit cause it’s funny to me”

DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 19h

Same! It was the weirdest random thought like “remember when FB would shove this misogynistic dude in your face no matter how much you hit not interested?” I don’t think I’ve seen his face in like 2 years lol

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 19h

One of my favorite things about Bluesky which I haven’t thought about until today is that I haven’t had a single clip of Matt Rife forced down my throat since being here and I think that’s pretty great 👍

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 20h

Claim a movie poster 🖤

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 20h

Choose a Horror Queen 👸

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 21h

I associate Borderlands 3 with being quarantined at my sister’s. I bought the game right when lockdown started and the start menu music always hits weird for me now. Some levels make me think of specific conversations we had while I was playing lol

DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 1d

This would be me if I didn’t use up all my PTO 🦇💀⚰️

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DefinitelyNotKris⚰️⚰️⚰️ @kristenisakryptid.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon of a woman playing a guitar and a man playing drums with the website kulfyapp.com in the bottom right

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