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Kristin Myrtle

@kristinmyrtle.bsky.social

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(mostly sad song lyrics & various hot takes) she/her born in a cornfield raised by a dandelion 🪷🇵🇸❤️‍🔥 crochet artist 🧶 find me on letterboxd: kristinmyrtle

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 1d

Karen Carpenter wasn't even real guys. She was just a piece of gossamer, she was a fragrant phantom, a piece of delicate fabric stitched together from all our silly hopes and dreams of the 70s.

She was too precious for this world

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 18h

There's a little bit of art in every fart.

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 6h

take my chronic illness, for example. no take it please (shout out to dangerfield)

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 7h

fuck punctuation this isnt a class

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 3h

enragement equals engagement

Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 3h

I go on one date and Diane Keaton dies booooooo

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 3h

CHEETOS STRAIGHT TO THE DOME

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 4h

My kink is men telling me I'm beautiful

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 7h

All normies: What's a normie?

Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 7h

His name is Spencer. That's not a joke that's his name!!!!!

Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 7h

I HAVE A DATE WITH A NORMIE wish me luck guys. He's bringing his dog. I'm honestly excited

Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 7h

That's a biblical amount of Mary's!

Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 7h

losing him was blue

missing him was dark gray

but loving him was red

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Solivagant @wanderingsag.bsky.social · 1d

Laura Wächter

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Ken - Loves rescue dogs, baseball & progressive values @kenkiyama.bsky.social · 9h

"No matter what hardships she faced, Sylvia Rivera ADVOCATED FOR OTHERS."

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OK Slacker @okslacker.bsky.social · 9h

I cannot wait for life in the Mamdani era. There are more like him, but the geriatric nostalgia huffers in his party won’t get out of the way to let them lead.

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gravesounds @wavesounds.bsky.social · 8h

don't let them tell you it's complicated. it's not. trans rights are human rights

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 8h

I known I can still do it! If I post a picture of myself flashing a gang sign will I get in trouble? My mom does follow me on here hahahaha

Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 8h

Being a teen in the 90s was weird. I remember learning the Macarena and how to spell out the word 'BLOOD' IN REVERSE using my fingers like a gang member in the same week.

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⚷ @birdheartedgirl.bsky.social · 8h

in the summer of
my seventeenth year
i learnt a thing so deep
i didn't want to know
grief is as eternal
as love

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 8h

very confusing... is that a triple negative??? sza you are a linguistic provocateur

Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 8h

if it was up to me

i wouldn't give these nobodies no sympathy

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 8h

she's only doing what she knows

Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 8h

Kendrick writes such beautiful sentences

Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 8h

Guys have you heard of cats?!??! They are magical little creatures fyi

Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 9h

Can't believe I once thought I loved a man named Carl 😂