Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

💀 evelynn 💀

@ladyartaud.bsky.social

2K followers 2.2K following 4.5K posts

poet/critic/mfa/lesbian/trans/etc. literally schizophrenic. she/her a severe object with pleasing geometry

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · Apr 7

this poem is really important to me. i wrote it over the course of 10 years, it's about my transition & the politics of being trans in america.

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · Apr 7

poem link:

open.substack.com/pub/evelynnb...

Confluence & Grief

a trans poem

open.substack.com

3 8 29

Reposted by 💀 evelynn 💀

Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 6h

He’s already saving the city money and he hasn’t even been elected.

Mark Misoshnik 🏴 @misoshnik.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?

A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
"
Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”

3 24 190

Reposted by 💀 evelynn 💀

"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 6h

What's funny about these empty threats is not only that everyone would prefer that, but none of them are actually going to do it. There is no other job that pays you 200k a year to play Candy Crush on your phone and gives you immunity to commit crimes

Mark Misoshnik 🏴 @misoshnik.bsky.social · 1d

Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?

1 6 37

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 6h

the only reason these people think porn addiction is real is that christianity keeps telling everyone they're addicted to porn. I thought I was addicted to porn growing up. turns out i was just a horny teenager with internet access inundated with mormon propaganda

⟢ Avilone ‹𝟹 ₊˚.⋆ @faeriegasm.bsky.social · 9h

They’re talking about “porn addiction” on bluesky as if it’s real LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH

⟢ Avilone ‹𝟹 ₊˚.⋆ @faeriegasm.bsky.social · 12h

They’re talking about “porn addiction” on Twitter as if it’s real lord give me strength

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 7h

had my friends reality check for me just now. it is, in fact, thundering. i love my friends

1 7

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 8h

that sounds like a good midpoint

1 2

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 8h

how expensive of one do i need to get? i looked at them and they range from like 20 - 150 dollars

1 2

Reposted by 💀 evelynn 💀

Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 13h

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

710 6K 21K

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 14h

I had never heard of this, definitely gonna have to get one.

1 1

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 14h

psychosis aside, you couldn't even get me to say these things at gun point. One Piece is about the antichrist? just kill me instead

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 14h

ive evolved to my final form. i now have blue hair to go along with my pronouns.

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 14h

lol

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 14h

when i lucid dream i mostly just have conversations about reality with the other dream inhabitants. imagine working in your dreams, that's more insane than me.

Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025) @adactivity.bsky.social · 1d

It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking

1 2

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 14h

again, if i rambled as much about the antichrist as thiel does they'd put me away

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 18h

thiel, man, what the fuck are you talking about

He describes the plot of Watchmen, a 1986 graphic novel involving superheroes grappling with moral questions about humanity against the backdrop of impending nuclear war:

The antihero Ozymandias, the antichrist-type figure, is sort of an early-modern person. He believes this will be a timeless and eternal solution – eternal world peace. Moore is sort of a late-modern. In early modernity, you have ideal solutions, ‘perfect’ solutions to calculus. In late modernity, things are sort of probabilistic. And at some point, he asks Dr Manhattan whether the world government is going to last. And he says that ‘nothing lasts forever.’ So you embrace the antichrist and it still doesn’t work.

Thiel later finds biblical meaning in the manga One Piece, discussing how he believes it represents a future where an antichrist-like one-world government has repressed science. He believes that the hero, Monkey D Luffy, represents a Christlike figure.

In One Piece, you are set in a fantasy world, again sort of an alternate earth, but it’s 800 years into the reign of this one-world state. Which, as the story unfolds, gradually gets darker and darker. You sort of realize, in my interpretation, who runs the world and it’s something like the antichrist. There’s Luffy, a pirate who wears a red straw hat, sort of like Christ’s crown of thorns. And then towards the end of the story, transforms into a figure who resembles Christ in Revelation.

Thiel, along with a researcher and writer at Thiel Capital, explored these ideas at greater length in an essay for the religious journal First Things earlier this month.

4 3 26

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 14h

time to turn off your phone whenever you leave the house and only turn it on when you absolutely need to communicate with someone

onion person @junlper.beer · 23h

we need to abolish this shit

1 1 14

Reposted by 💀 evelynn 💀

onion person @junlper.beer · 23h

we need to abolish this shit

660 4.4K 16K

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 1d

clawed my way out of sleeping in cars & 24 hour libraries and into the ivys. then i went insane and now im back to poverty lol

merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

s/o to everyone from working class backgrounds in the arts and entertainment who clawed their way to where they are without the benefit of family wealth, career experience, or connections

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 1d

did this, it's actually a great feeling. kink nights at clubs are fantastic

Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 1d

go the fuck outside. find a goth club. go there on a kink / queer night. go even if you think “you won’t fit in” (cheat code: just wear black).

be friendly. give yourself time. repeat as necessary. you will make exceptional friends.

life is for the living. do it scared.

🏳️‍⚧️🖤🏳️‍🌈

1 1 23

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 1d

right where heavenly father wants me to be 😆

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 1d

as a gamer, i fucking hate these dudes. anything that reminds them straight white dudes aren't the only ppl "triggers" them

as a woman tho, it's hard to find a game that will let me have tits bigger than a C cup. even BG3 wouldn't give me big titties & you can fuck a literal bear in that game

Ana Valens | 🔞 | Comms Open @acvalens.net · 2d

Gamers’ brains are so cooked dude. The woman on the right is gorgeous and beautiful. Straight gamer men literally can’t find normal women attractive anymore.

Designed With
Gamers In Mind Designed With
Activists In Mind

Reposted by 💀 evelynn 💀

Rosemary @navlysesor.bsky.social · 1d

Two pictures of Withers from Baldurs Gate 3. In the left picture be has big naturals, on the right he is flat chested. The text "designed with gamers in mind" is above the big naturals picture and "designed with activists in mind" is above the right picture

1 5 56

Reposted by 💀 evelynn 💀

Bondforged Zoob @zoobmer.bsky.social · 1d

"this is your brain on drugs" but it's "this is your brain on culture war."

1 14

Reposted by 💀 evelynn 💀

Mx. Dizzy: God gave his sharpest teeth to his hurtiest gremlin @emexdizzy.bsky.social · 1d

"Gamers" need to stop pretending they're the only people who play games when they can't even *make* games, it's a bunch of trans lesbians, non-binary pansexuals, and gayce mascs who actually MAKE games.

1 7 36

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 1d

no it's definitely a kink thing

1 2

💀 evelynn 💀 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 1d

but why is the onion the only newspaper that tells the truth about what's going on in our country?

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

Reposted by 💀 evelynn 💀

Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 1d

Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.

310 2.1K 10K