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Lady Penni

@ladypenni.bsky.social

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She/her. Ally. Love books, comedy, cats, dogs, exhibits, food, TV, movies, writing. Beep. This is an OFMD safe space ship. Secondhand smoke is no joke.

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · Nov 7

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 7h

That means Stede can’t sing either.

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 8h

Um, you’re not secretly Fred Schneider. Are you?

a man is playing a guitar while two women sing and dance on a stage .

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 9h

I could’ve picked so many things under the different categories. A ton of vegetables are I allergic to, any movie where the dog dies, and my God there are so many songs.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 9h

He can’t sing. Yelling into a mic is not harmonizing.

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 9h

Introduce yourself with one food you refuse to eat, a movie you’ll never won’t watch again, and a song you can’t stand

Food: Sushi
Movie: The Passion of Darkly Noone
Song: Love Shack -B52s

KalansPhantom 🍐🏴‍☠️🔞 🪢 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 10h

Introduce yourself with one food you refuse to eat, a movie you’ll never won’t watch again, and a song you can’t stand

Food: Rhubarb
Movie: 50 Shades of Grey
Song: The Snake - Al Wilson

Dr Xtina 🍑 gave you all 1 million fucks @drcfxtina.bsky.social · 12h

Introduce yourself with one food you refuse to eat, a movie you’ll never won’t watch again, and a song you can’t stand

Food: Fish
Movie: Avatar
Song: Blurred Lines

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

a man and a woman are shaking hands with each other .

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

I know this says knit away, but I always read it as @kalansphantomff.bsky.social’s boys: Knot Away. #OFMD

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

A talent like your will never go away.

But you owe us nothing.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

Those boys do love balls.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

I just read this. I thought she was like 10 years younger than she was. I just loved her.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

At the laundromat and it’s way busier than normal. There’s one guy who is scowling that keeps walking around back-and-forth. Every time he passes by me, he gives me a look.

And there’s a woman with a bride of Frankenstein-type hairdo, but you can tell it is her every day style.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

We are doing the same thing here. You have to be over 65 or immune compromised. For people that don’t have insurance, they can’t go to their local pharmacy & just pay out-of-pocket to get it done if they don’t meet the qualifications. I’m lucky I’m getting the shot.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

My doctors I think are offering the shot to any of their patients. I got mine last weekend. Even if I do end up getting Covid, I’ve managed to go six years without it.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

Oh. Oh no. We all know the sugar free gummy bear reviews. Why would you do that?

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Bjørn Larssen (he/him) @bjornlarssen.com · 1d

#WIPSnips Today, Odin demands to be taught more seiðr. The definition of seiðr for the needs of #WhyOdinDrinks is…not academically confirmed.

I just noticed the grammar needs help. My editor’s problem. This is a #WIP. Sorry.

Book I:
→ www.bjornlarssen.com/whyodindrinks

When time for Odin’s next lesson came, Freya wasn’t dreading it, because she had entirely forgotten, obsessed with reputation she should have. Would she rather be overestimated or underestimated? Smile warmly or have her teeth sharpened, even if the visual alone made them itch? She could bestow love on people as reward or curse them with it – she idly wondered whether jarl Bolesław and his dog found their happily-ever-after. Should those people (except jarl Bolesław) know about her power?
“Oh,” she welcomed the frowning All-Father, “it’s you. Howdy?”
The wrinkles between Odin’s eye and black hole deepened. “I would like to fly.”
“So, feeling good?”
“Tone,” he snapped. “I can shift. I can’t fly. Something goes wonky. Teach me, you’re a very good eagle.”
“A falcon,” Freya muttered. Wrinkles between her eyes were gorgeous, if involuntary.
It was another of those things she couldn’t explain. She just did it. What was flight? Walking, in general, involved having something under one’s feet. Wingless creatures only ever suddenly found themselves not having anything under their feet when they were either very distracted, or in the process of falling into a trap.

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

Yesterday it was just a series of unfortunate event for the first half of my day. Anything having to do with electronics just crapped out.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 1d

A rapper who’s one big song was sung so out of key that it became a hit. And he dressed like Beethoven in the video. He was so clearly having a great time in the video that everybody just rooted for him, even though it was a terrible song.

a man is playing a piano in a living room with a caption that says `` but you say he 's just a friend ``

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 2d

This random child’s rocking chair underneath an overpass probably isn’t #haunted right? Right?

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 2d

Even my phone loves @mooshy.bsky.social’s pizza boys.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 2d

I see them everywhere #OFMD

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 2d

Go back and read your own stuff. It quite often kicks me in the ginny.

(I’m currently catching up on all of your stuff I haven’t read. I’m knee-deep in the Omegaverse.)

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 2d

I’m howling!

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 2d

Godspeed

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Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 2d

He’s 31 dating a 19 yr old. Someone needs to rescue her.

Lady Penni @ladypenni.bsky.social · 2d

As a human being or the actress that was in the movie, precious?

a fat woman wearing a leather jacket and a headband is sitting at a table .

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