Leeman Kessler
@leemankessler.com
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Actual mayor and actor. Portrayed HP Lovecraft on Ask Lovecraft, Roger on Moonbase Theta Out, and The Raven on Waiting For October. Married to @thenerdypriest 's outie www.leemankessler.com www.geekuallyyoked.com
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Had the most middle aged-ass dreams about forgetting to pick my kids up from school and regretting a house purchase because of unresolved water issues.
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Who amongst us has not turned their face to God and cried out "the whole world is covered in buttons and not one of them is mine!"
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I was 7 when my parents took me to see this in theaters and it's weird how targeted at kids it was. So much murder and horny weirdness! The original comics were brutal murderfests so it wasn't as if the source material was particularly kid friendly. Nevertheless I had the action figures!
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watching the warren beatty DICK TRACEY movie and it is insane? legitimately wild to me that it was a hit?
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It was huge! My parents took me as a 7 year old missionary kid to see it in theaters! They got me the action figures!
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Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or
weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who
sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless
the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the
joyous; and all for your love's sake.
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My daughter asked where "eureka" comes from...then she saw the excitement in my face

"Oh no! The short version, the short version!"
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It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once:

— Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing
— Against raising the minimum wage
— Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "I'm willing to pay more for quality products if they are made in America, by Americans, who are paid a decent income." The tweet shows Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting, which is often used to show the tweeter is expressing a brave opinion. HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "MINIMUM WAGE JOBS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE A CAREER. Why does no one understand this? Entry level jobs are STEPPING STONES to better jobs. No one wants to work towards that though." HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "Buy $5 gloves instead of $50 ones. Trust me." The tweet shows a box of "Gorilla Grip" gloves. The label on Gorilla Grip gloves show they're made in China.
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You pay for my professionalism. The hand acting is free.
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Every JD Vance interview:

REPORTER: The president literally declared war on Democrats to military leaders. Do you agree?

JD VANCE: Umm haha what I DISAGREE with is Chuck Schumer telling the American people they have to give their cars over to immigrants. But you wont report it!
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Casting reminder! When you cast your mayor, you're getting all this talent for a bargain.
Your mayor as Nimrod in Marvel Runs Your mayor as the narrator in Monkeyman Productions' Uncharted Zones Your mayor as Mr. McQueen in Urinetown Your mayor as Roland in Present Laughter
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Michael Clayton was released 18 years ago today. Today I reflect on what it says about moral aptitude and what it means to do the right thing.
Michael Clayton
October 12 2007, the final Year of Cinema week 41
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“Who was president in 2020?” remains one of the most pertinent questions in American politics—absurd, yes, but here we are—and that extends to “who was president January 1 - 19, 2021?”
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That’s a nice trick, since Biden wasn’t the president on Jan 6.
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I'll stop when Watterson stops.
Rosalyn the babysitter from Calvin and Hobbes being shot at with a dart gun making the sound effect "wap wap!"
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Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or
weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who
sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless
the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the
joyous; and all for your love's sake.
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I've been psyching myself up for this Twilight Imperium game for over a month and it was an absolute blast!
4 rounds of Twilight Imperium with the final score Sol 9, Hacan 8, Xxcha and Winnu 6!
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It's like declaring a war to save Christmas. The first casualty is Christmas itself
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The mere concept of a person who is mad they didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize is ridiculous and absurd.
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🎵Baby in placenta
I know
I know
It's serious🎶
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Keep watch, dear Lord, with those who work, or watch, or
weep this night, and give your angels charge over those who
sleep. Tend the sick, Lord Christ; give rest to the weary, bless
the dying, soothe the suffering, pity the afflicted, shield the
joyous; and all for your love's sake.
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The number of people/bots in local Facebook comments going "well actually the raid was HSI not ICE" is turning me into the Joker.
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By their fruits shall you know them
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Featuring Hobbes Thee Tiger
Calvin and Hobbes shooting each other with dart guns making the sound effect "wap wap"