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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 4d

"...that's what it means to be a 𝙇𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙚."

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 2h

Of course, sir! Call on me anytime!

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 2h

((THAT WAS SO SWEET

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 2h

((OH I THOUGHT THE LINK WOULDN'T GO ANYWHERE

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 2h

Oh, no-

My name is Gauche. Letter Bee is my job title. I suppose there's not many Letter Bees here. There's no need for us.

But, anyway! I'll be on it. The fastest delivery you would've ever seen!

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 2h

[Salute!]

Yes, sir! Letter Bee at your service-!

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 2h

Yes, sir! That's my job.

But, payment-

Kyle Rayner @artistgreenlantern.bsky.social · 2h

@letterkeepingbee.bsky.social you 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 handle it. You owe me one.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 3h

"Word of the day: Genre.

Meaning: 𝙰̶ ̶𝚔̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚍̶ ̶𝚘̶𝚏̶ A style or category of literature.

Pronounced Yon-DRA, not gen-ray."

A couple slashes and question marks all over the page, just to display his frustration with the deceptive pronounciation.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 4h

Humming as he sets out Roda's food bowl.

"Letter Bee, Letter Bee,
A Lettterrrr Beeee does,
What a Letterrrrr BEEeeee can,
Delivering heeEEEarrttsssS and Letterrsss,
To loverrsss and friendssss."

A pause.

"OW, Roda-!! Quit biting. I don't sing THAT bad!"

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 4h

Marital? Martial?

I don't know...

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 4h

Huh. Best I can figure out is that everybody in this city wants to engage in post-marital activities.

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—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 11h

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𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐌 @sinnersmustdie.bsky.social · 8h

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 5h

< --- Eavesdropping.

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$fracturedthwips.bsky.social$

𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. (new 📌) @fracturedthwips.bsky.social · 1d

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 23h

[Face dropping.]

Oh. Drugs?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, yeah. I’m sure you’re skilled enough.

Maybe sanitize those after handing off those packages..?

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you for your concern, but I'll be quite alright, sir! I mean, I've transported glass and ceramics before too.

[Holding up his handy gloves]

I'm always safe.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you for your concern, but I'll be quite alright, sir! I mean, I've transported glass and ceramics before too.

[Holding up his handy gloves]

I'm always safe.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

Right— Not disappointed. At all.. you gotta be careful delivering those ah.. knitting needles?

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, then, no, sir! I don't see you here today. Sorry to disappoint.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

((MARS?? DON'T WANT TO WHAT??

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, then, no, sir! I don't see you here today. Sorry to disappoint.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

That’s not— yeah.. Probably mine.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, sure! You're...Big Tits, correct? That's the name you received a package to last time, yes?

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

((HELPPP!!

—— 𝓡𝐎𝐘 𝓗𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐄𝐑. @sharpshooting.bsky.social · 1d

Right, because you're bald compared to me, got it.

Okay, hair tied back, right? But not everyone is gonna get it, they'll think you're just fixing your hair. You have to make the drop.

[ Lowering himself to his knees, eyes drifting up towards the other with hands settled on his thighs. ]

Boom.

Kyle Rayner @artistgreenlantern.bsky.social · 1d

[Watching. Nodding along.]

Oh. Yeah. Of course. You did it 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘵 better.

My hair's just not long enough..

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

((Staring at Jason and Roy...

Ok, now kiss. Gay bastards

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, sure! You're...Big Tits, correct? That's the name you received a package to last time, yes?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah.. yeah. Knitting needles—

Nobody sent me any of.. those. Right?

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, I'm sure I couldn't say! Letter Bees take client confidentiality very seriously.

It could be something private, you know! Like knitting needles!

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

((He doesn't know what sex toys are. Nobody tell him

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, I'm sure I couldn't say! Letter Bees take client confidentiality very seriously.

It could be something private, you know! Like knitting needles!

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

….. Who’re they.. for..?

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Yes! It's more noticeable in the paper-bag ones.

There seems to be...tubes in them? For some reason?

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Yes! It's more noticeable in the paper-bag ones.

There seems to be...tubes in them? For some reason?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 1d

.. Misshapen boxes..?

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

There seem to be a lot of perfume-sprayed letters and misshapen boxes to deliver this Sunday.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

There seem to be a lot of perfume-sprayed letters and misshapen boxes to deliver this Sunday.