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Count LongScope-ula

@longscope.bsky.social

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Pronounced with an UMPTY. The guy who paints the things you like. ◊ 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓 𝑪𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒛𝒆𝒏- http://bit.ly/LSEnlist ◊

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Count LongScope-ula @longscope.bsky.social · Mar 18

A mega thread of my completed 3d prints and paints.
Starting with my biggest one, DARTH VADER.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3h

China bought 27 million metric tons of soybeans from US farmers in 2024. But somehow this “deal” to buy significantly less is a huge victory.

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Konstantinos Dimopoulos @konstantinosd.bsky.social · 1d

Almost 3 (glorious) hours on the brilliance of TIE Fighter. Watch 'How TIE Fighter Left X-Wing in the Dust' here: youtu.be/GWo8pbei69k?...

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 2h

Batman has always been about that life.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11h

JD Vance: “We have let in too many immigrants.”

President Reagan: “Being a beacon of the world for immigrants is one of the most important sources of America’s greatness.”

(TLDW: The GOP has lurched to the extreme right)

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Count LongScope-ula @longscope.bsky.social · 1h

Or a bot.

Count LongScope-ula @longscope.bsky.social · 2h

"thanks to ME!"
-Mike Johnson, probably

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2h

Exclusive footage of Xi & Trump negotiating a deal that has 🇨🇳 buying fewer soybeans from 🇺🇸 than last year as China gets advanced AI chips — and Trump somehow declaring it a victory

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Count LongScope-ula @longscope.bsky.social · 2h

Dope!

George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 5h

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11h

SEN. @gallego.senate.gov : "How can I negotiate? Trump’s in Asia for 5 days. Johnson is keeping the House out til January to protect pedophiles. So who am I negotiating with?"

Kernen abruptly ends the interview when Gallego won’t sit silently as he parrots Republican talking points

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 2h

I remember this TV flick as a kid. It freaked me the fuck out. Now we have a president who thinks it’s a game… again!

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Count LongScope-ula @longscope.bsky.social · 7h

Gee.
I wonder why he keeps doing it?

CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 9h

Ahem

Netanyahu's corruption trial abruptly halted as Israel bombs Gaza again

Mainstream media conveniently forgets to report that Israel's attack on Gaza last night conveniently interrupted Netanyahu's corruption trial

www.thecanary.co

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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 18h

Too many Americans either didn’t care or didn’t believe. Hopefully they do now.👇

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SeattleSanta @seattlesanta.bsky.social · 1d

Rachael Maddow recently reported that a previously banned spyware software has now been appropriated by ICE agents; It tracks phones and is used by this Gestapo when looking for undocumented. But this also can be used against Americans that are simply protesting. AND w/o ANY WARRANTS.

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The War Monitor @warmonitor.net · 17h

The government is reportedly using facial recognition on U.S. streets to “verify citizenship.” If true, that’s a direct violation of privacy and likely the Constitution. America isn’t supposed to be a checkpoint state.

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Count LongScope-ula @longscope.bsky.social · 11h

The Peace President. Nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
Ender of eleventy wars.

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 12h

That's my Batman

New Batman comic featuring him breaking the arm of a white supremacist

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 17h

“It claims the US would have blamed Venezuela for the attack on the USS Gravely, a guided-missile destroyer, to justify aggression against it.”

This seems familiar

US accused of plotting false-flag operation to frame Venezuela

Venezuela says it has thwarted what it calls a CIA-linked plot to attack a US warship anchored in Trinidad.

www.abc.net.au

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 12h

The Register is reporting that OpenAI lost $11 billion in the last quarter. This company is a shambling monstrosity, financial insanity as a direct result with the markets’ obsession with growth.
www.theregister.com/2025/10/29/m...

Microsoft earnings suggest $11.5B OpenAI quarterly loss

: Satya has also delivered Sam most of the cash he promised

www.theregister.com

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randy39.bsky.social @randy39.bsky.social · 1d

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Count LongScope-ula @longscope.bsky.social · 12h

"I sold my soul to the company store"

THIS is the New American Feudalism.

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 15h

U.S. Secretary of Commerce says the 'new model' is factory jobs for life-for you, your kids, and your grandkids
BY EMMA BURLEIGH
May 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM EDT
"This is the new model, where you work in these plants for the rest of your life, and your kids work here, and your grandkids work here," U.S. Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick says.

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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 22h

Damn, did PC Gamer always go this hard? www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 12h

DHS says our new piece is "dishonest, slanted, and fundamentally inaccurate" but won't say why. Here's the story where we show with evidence that DHS spliced together clips spanning years and multiple locations to create its own reality. Gift link wapo.st/4nuDGwf

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🧛‍♀️🎃~Bindi~🎃🧛‍♀️ @bindiatthebeach.bsky.social · 1d

And here ya go.

Bovino: it was taken out of context

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14h

in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 16h

California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits

www.foxla.com

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