Lorraine Berry
@lorraineberry.bsky.social
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Used to have a decent career writing about books prior to Nov. 2024. Trained as a historian. Grew up in the PNW. Dead chuffed ‘bout owt. Stop mithering.
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lorraineberry.bsky.social
To be fair, an editor being getting the vapors over real bodies having sex would have set me off too. :)
lorraineberry.bsky.social
What hope looks like when you put it into action.
It’s a rainy day in Eugene. Ducks game is on. I’m sorting and labeling seeds (mostly wildflower) as an act of faith that spring will come round again.

What does your hope in action look like?
Brown cardboard is background. On the card is a scattering of dark black seeds and dried petals. An empty liter bottle is half-full of sorted wildflower. A glass bottle holds corncockle. A brown envelope contains Farewell-to-Spring (native Oregon wildflower)
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
Imagine if you did this in any other journalistic context

"Did the Tigers or Mariners Win Game 5? In Detroit, Depends on the Narrator."
davidcorn.bsky.social
A classic case of irresponsible both-sidesism from the NYT. The story is that Trump and MAGA propagandists are lying about Portland to incite a conflict, not that there are different views of the matter.
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knives4cats.bsky.social
I think we deserve a mariners witch hat merch item now
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sonjajacobsen.bsky.social
I think M’s fans are going to need some more wins from Humpy. (If you don’t know, the extra Salmon race last night was the first time Humpy EVER won against King, Sockeye and Silver.l And then the Mariners won!) #TridentsUp #Mariners
lorraineberry.bsky.social
3 out of the 4 Fox-baseball pros picked the Yankees to take the WS. That’s why they get paid the big bucks.
lorraineberry.bsky.social
He is not allowed to talk about the Mariners. He will never be forgiven for the way he walked out on the team.
lorraineberry.bsky.social
PayRod suddenly remembering that he used to play for the Mariners.

The man who promised to put the team on his back and then immediately signed for the Rangers GFH.
lorraineberry.bsky.social
Someone tell Pay-Rod to shut his pie hole.
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lorraineberry.bsky.social
The best part is knowing that the Orange Grifter will never show his face at a Mariners game.
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apxbrown.bsky.social
It’s only ten pm in Seattle. They gonna run out of IPAs.
lorraineberry.bsky.social
The fug over Seattle is going to give the entire Pacific Coast a contact high.
lorraineberry.bsky.social
I hope Dave Niehaus got to call that last hit in baseball paradise.
lorraineberry.bsky.social
ORGASMS FOR EVERYONE!!!
MARINERS WIN!!!
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volts.wtf
Is this hell? I thought hell would be a four-way stop in Seattle where no one ever goes, but it turns out it might be a baseball game in Seattle that never ends.
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drsandman11.medsky.social
Several of these extra innings could have been emails
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cortanav.bsky.social
When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea
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joshftimmers.bsky.social
What if the Mariners game isn’t over by the time the Cubs game starts?
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slangsonsports.bsky.social
ALDS winner-take-all games to go extra innings:

2025 Tigers at Mariners
1995 Yankees at Mariners
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robertcruickshank.com
You’re looking live at the entire population of Washington and Oregon