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Kwisatz Haterade

@lowbeyonder.bsky.social

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USian living in Ireland 🏳️‍⚧️ May be NSFW, or just unhinged. Plural system (lazy about attribution tho) 💠/🪆 Athena: host, doll, owned by @f-89.bsky.social 🖋️ Virginia: Host Emeritus ❤️‍🔥 Gally: along for the ride & others who don't post much.

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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · Oct 11

Now that we can finally pin posts I'm putting this up to forever minimize the risk of anyone getting the mistaken impression that I am a reasonable person who makes sensible decisions in life.

Mana Drain, my belovéd… one day, we will return…

My fancy Drain Tendrils deck from Eternal Weekend 2018. It has four Mana Drains. That is the correct number of Mana Drains to play.

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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 8h

Holy shit yes

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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 10h

This is actually why I have flown in some _hella_ unsuitable boots tho. Gotta get them there somehow.

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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 11h

Thanks.

Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 11h

Appreciated. It's breaking my heart, but the game's not made for me anymore, my favorite formats are dead, and we have a house to buy. =/

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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 11h

Yeah for like six years 😆

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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 11h

I've been out of MTG social media for years at this point so I don't have the((extremely modest) reach in that community I used to, so boosts would be appreciated.

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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 11h

OK here goes: I'm looking to sell A LOT of high value Magic cards. RL vintage/legacy staples, etc. No list yet, but full collection only, I'm not pulling singles. I won't ship them; I can deliver in person, but only in Europe.

Anyone want to talk before I push them across a dealer table at EW?

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lilith kills u @deathcarpets.sisc.one · 13h

amoxicillin set a dangerous precedent in my youth that medicine could not only be flavored but that the flavor could be made to order by our pharmacists. please add sour cream and onion flavor to my wellbutrin, i’d love to just reach for those when i’m
feeling snacky

Note for the pharmacy staff
Add a note (optional)
e.g.. Please add bubble gum flavor to the amoxicillin

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V is for very, very spooky @alana-m-vincent.net · 13h

Rigatoni. It is designed to ensure a non-optimal pasta:sauce ratio in every bite.

actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 16h

a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.

instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape

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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 13h

It's a shame, we had some really pleasant interactions with her right when we first joined bsky and then at some point… vOv

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🎀RσႦყɳ Pσɯҽʅʅ🎀 @robynpowell.bsky.social · 14h

Me too

A picture of Halloween decorations in a retail store. The item has stickers that read "TURN ME ON" and "I MAKE NOISE AND SCREAM"

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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 14h

The only thing that annoys me is the (purely ornamental) laces come randomly untied a lot.

And yes, I _could_ probably implement a long term solution to this, but that would involve actually doing so whereas complaining about them is free.

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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 14h

I REALLY need more thigh-highs. (And to wear the pairs I do have more often.) (And for Dublin roads & sidewalks to not be death-traps in stilettos.)

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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 14h

😭 Yeah, they do go higher than many brands but… yeah. All the sympathy.

Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 14h

I will never stop boosting these demoniacult.com/products/cry...

Literally the first shoes I bought post-transition and they're still some of the comfiest shoes I regularly wear.

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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 15h

looool oh good it wasn't just me doing this.

At least now if I ever need a nucleic acid stain that's safer than ethidium bromide, I know what to look for.

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Paz Pardon me, is that a ghost in your pocket or @pazsays.bsky.social · 16h

the fact that people don't smoke all the time anymore has been a major blow for writing dialogue in novels. how are these characters supposed to punctuate tense silences without blowing smoke into the chill night air? what are they going to do with their hands, put them in their pockets? smdh

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 21h

Girl Frame knows what it's about and what it's about is being a very specific type of horny.

Text from a Powered by the Apocalypse game called Girl Frame; it's a mechsploitation RPG.

Gender and Sexuality
Girls are the most common Pilots of Vital Frames. Due to the specific and complex
emotional cocktail required to effectively link to a Frame, lesbians make up a majority
of Pilots.
Pilots are not legally human for the duration of their service, and as such are exempt
from anti-discrimination laws. It is standard practice within the Foundation that all
Vital Frames are referred to with she/her pronouns, while all Pilots are referred to
with it/its.
Disability
Very little is required to be a Pilot. You need a neural-link implant and the ability to
generate Cortisol. Limbs, eyes, and ears are preferred but can be worked around with
minor cockpit design adjustments.
The Foundation considers all other aids (pain medication, mobility, etc) to be up to
the Handler’s discretion.
Why Lesbians?
Initial neural-link tests were done on lesbians, who were found to have life
experiences and emotional tendencies that are the most compatible with current
neural-link technology. As there is not yet a shortage of lesbians, the Foundation has
put its efforts towards making their limited number of Frames more effective rather
than expanding the already-sizable pool of Pilots with new neural-link technology.
Note: A modest percentage of Pilots do not consider
themselves to be lesbians. As any Handler will tell you,
this is primarily due to stress-induced confusion or
societal repression, and is a delusion that must be
corrected to maintain Pilot efficiency.

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meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · 17h

extremely conflicted kira nerys suddenly finding Gal Dukat hot

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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 17h

doing politics again

slendergreaves “the 615 pages” — 09:56
you are all so unambitious
FORCEFEM GUL DUKAT

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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 18h

Super Mario jumping on a goombas. The crushed goombas says "by killing me you are not better than Lord Bowser".
Last panel is Mario crying in Princess peach embrace while grabing her fat ass.

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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 1d

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PLANT

A sign on a store shelf reading "'Proplifting' is picking up fallen succulent leaves (or any other plant leaf) off the floors of garden centers or pinching off leaves and taking them home to propagate - IT IS THEFT! PLEASE DO NOT DO IT."

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ᚇᚐᚏᚉᚅᚓᚄᚄ ᚋᚐᚅᚔᚃᚓᚄᚈᚓᚇ @ciara2001.bsky.social · 17h

Oh look, another study that shows the nonsense of talking about "biological sex". It's a shame that (like most of these studies) it's short (only 6 months). As someone who started hrt more than 3 decades ago, I'd live to see a proper long term study

Papillon19 @papillon19.bsky.social · 1d

@kirstimiller30.bsky.social

www.news-medical.net/news/2025102...

Gender-affirming hormone therapy rewrites body proteins to match gender identity

Melbourne researchers have discovered gender-affirming hormone therapy can alter body proteins to match a person's gender identity, potentially affecting susceptibility to certain health conditions.

www.news-medical.net

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Grave Dirt Boy @gordbrush.bsky.social · 17h

It’s funny to think that Britain is a real place that exists in now times and still has a royal family that exiles Troublesome Brothers to remote castles

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Kwisatz Haterade @lowbeyonder.bsky.social · 18h

I have also fucked up my feet more often in low wedges than high stilettos. Probably because in a low wedge it's easy for my brain to forget it's there, which unfortunately, physics does _not_ forget.

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