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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.bsky.social · 4h

If you are an American soldier who thinks "rules of engagement" are no longer necessary because Pete Hegseth said so, just remember that the lack of "rules of engagement" in Germany in 1939 did not stop Germans from facing war crime trials a few years later.

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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.bsky.social · 4h

Do you defend democracy for democracy's sake, or only because it delivers a better standard of living? Think about it for a moment. Too many voters will jettison democratic principles for short term gains before realizing, too late, that the things they were trading freedom for are short-lived.

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Marilyn 🇨🇦 @worldofmarilyn.bsky.social · 4h

I am Finding WAY more Cdn's here than I ever did on Twitter!

a large canadian flag is displayed in front of a crowd

ALT: a large canadian flag is displayed in front of a crowd

media.tenor.com

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 5h

#ImNotAFarmerBut I know the difference between a cat and cattle

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Ladyfish @ladyfish665.bsky.social · 5h

#ImNotAFarmerbut I sleep like one

a woman sleeping in a bed with white sheets and pillows

ALT: a woman sleeping in a bed with white sheets and pillows

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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.bsky.social · 5h

#ImNotAFarmerBut I can play the field

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Baffled Hashtagger @baffledhashtagger.bsky.social · 5h

#ImNotAFarmerBut
I remember old McDonald's prices.

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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.bsky.social · 5h

#ImNotAFarmerBut if you'd plant a kiss right here, my affection for you will grow.

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 5h

#ImNotAFarmerBut At my age I’ve a fair few achers…..

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leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 6h

#ImNotAFarmerBut it's certainly a grower and not a shower..OOooo eeerrr mrs

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 6h

#ImNotAFarmerBut My jokes are full of corn

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 5h

#ImNotAFarmerBut I was a huge admirer of farm machinery. Not so much now which makes me

An extractor fan…..

Where would we be without cutting edge high quality humour? Here!

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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @sidneypaget.bsky.social · 5h

#ImNotAFarmerBut I said to a farmer

“Look a bunch of cows”

He said “not bunch, herd.”

“heard of what?”

“Herd of cows”

“Of course I’ve heard of cows”

“No, no, a cow herd”

“so what I‘ve never kept any secrets from cows”