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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 29d

Yo! If you weren't aware, I'm a published author of two self-help books: Emotional Intelligence for Black Men and Soil To Self.

If you'd like to get a copy of either book, click the links below!

For EI, click here: charlesmartianclark.gumroad.com

For Soil To Self, click here: soiltoself.com

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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 4h

Bruh this is a whole different person!

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 6h

YES!! That one makes me sick every time I go through there

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 6h

I'm just thinking about how NASTY that floor is for him to be doing this dumb ass shit. For his sake, I hope that's not the Chinatown/Gallery Place station.

ᒍᗩᗴ 🇿🇦 ᖇOK @jaerok.bsky.social · 7h

A mouse trap for not too smart humans.

If you’ve ever ridden on DC’s Metro then you know that every station has a manager’s kiosk and there is a swing gate beside the booth🤦🏾‍♂️. There is a $250 fine for jumping the gate, so dumb ass thought he would go low 😂

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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 6h

Yeah mane! I'm getting into sci-fi books and love supporting what my people do, so we killing two birds with one stone.

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 8h

😂😂😂 it's all good mane. I can wait until it's done.

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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 8h

I wanna read what you got when you ready, if you comfortable with it.

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 9h

Oh? A rewrite means there's an original somewhere? 🤔

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 11h

Nothing but gratitude to The Most High God for this weekend. Everything was divinely aligned and was more than I could've expected. Even gained a new friend and brother man.

I'm happy mane.

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 14h

A what now? 😦

🫧Mari “Allll ah diiis” Targaryen 😌™️ @chimchamri.bsky.social · 15h

Is this a “groupon peen” situation?

Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.bsky.social · 16h

Wheeew! the block is hot!!

call him lil eat eat. cause he rate E For everybody

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 20h

Crying was not the first thing on my to-do list this morning.

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d

I have soo much gratitude for the fact that I'm about to take a shower for the first time in 6 weeks.

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d

And trust she ain't the only one

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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d

Sometime you gotta hear the hard harsh truth

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 1d

*they 😭😭😭

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 2d

It's when you don't call uno and you have to draw two cards as a result.

Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.bsky.social · 2d

tf is “no uno” ?

a woman wearing hoop earrings is sitting in the back seat of a car .

ALT: a woman wearing hoop earrings is sitting in the back seat of a car .

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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 2d

Anything below 55°

The Only Roo @freeroo.blacksky.app · 2d

What does the outside temperature have to be for you to turn on your heat?

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 2d

Bruh that mug has me in tears 😭

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 2d

Bro, where tf did you find this animation!? 😭😭😭

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 2d

Kindra Cotton @kindracotton.com · 2d

Y'all haven't LIVED! 😏

GIVE YOURSELF T POINT FOR EACH THING YOU HAVEN'T DONE
1. Skipped school 11. Gone zip lining
2. Broken a bone 12. Been on TV
13. Been on a cruise
3. Fired a gun
14. Gotten a peircing
4. Done drugs
5. Been in a limo 15, Smoked
6. Gotten a tattoo 16. Met a celeb
7. Ridden a horse 17. Been skydiving
8. Sung karaoke 18. Hada1night stand
9. Gotten a ticket 19. Skinny dippec
10. Been arrested 20. Been drunk é

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Cooper DeJoint @9thcloudlyfe.blacksky.app · 2d

ASS ASS

TonyC. @tonystillsang.bsky.social · 2d

It’s the holiday season, which means egg nog bout to drop.

THAT SHIT IS ASS!!!!!!

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sat. Tag me when you ready!

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 2d

And the way I would've clowned him for the remainder of the year!

Sometimes I miss teaching 😮‍💨

Blazeeeee @zsakamblaze.bsky.social · 3d

If you’re ever thinking about being a teacher, today I had an 11th grader, tell me he was gonna fart by my desk cause he hated me and ended up shitting himself…

a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .

ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .

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Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 2d

Bet! I don't have that anymore. I'll have to see if it's on my anime site

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 3d

Sounds like I need to catch up then. Where you watch it at?

Martian 👽 @martianx.bsky.social · 3d

Oh they finished the season? Last time I saw it, there were only 8 episodes.