Matana Roberts
@matanaroberts.bsky.social
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i make records and art, love books, and the outdoors… short list: #neurodivergentadulting #nonbinary #theythem #artssky #musicsky #bookssky #blacksky citizen of the world... we talk "arts" over here and world building... DM Free zone pls and ty✌🏿
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matanaroberts.bsky.social
the documentary tore me up btw😩
matanaroberts.bsky.social
i know there was a posthumous gospel compilation in 2023 but i’m still mad we”ll
never get elder whitney houston gospel releases.
matanaroberts.bsky.social
new music? what’s out now or coming soon?
matanaroberts.bsky.social
i’ve reached out to them
many times lol
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otsumamiboy.bsky.social
The thing about PBS is that LeVar Burton was to me what MrBeast is to kids today.
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brunettewreck.bsky.social
Nobody puts a gold ballroom in a rental. I said this would happen.
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beccanical.bsky.social
by age 30 you should have:

* strong opinions about birds
* 12 different "when i get time" projects on indefinite hiatus
* sandwich(es) you fruitlessly yearn to have again
* a growing list of obituaries you're looking forward to reading
* parasocial friendships with other people's pets
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woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads:
Scientists Growing Neanderthal
'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots
matanaroberts.bsky.social
it’s so awesome to bike there.
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whetmoser.com
on one hand i am not and never could be the youngest tenured prof at harvard law school and no one is going to make a movie about my work. on the other, a cop has never been like “sir i’m going to have to ask you to leave the pierogi stand”
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mikescollins.bsky.social
Please commit this picture of Alan Dershowitz filming the police to memory so my Halloween costume makes sense
Alan Dershowitz looking like absolute shit filming the police cause he was shut down at the farmers market
matanaroberts.bsky.social
( oh and women looooooove me)
matanaroberts.bsky.social
hello I’m a saxophonist in a film, i’m muscular, white, and male…i also sweat a lot and have a permanent crook in my neck from throwing my head back so
much, sometimes it just locks in place and i hve to sleep like tht.
phdhurtbrain.bsky.social
Hello, I'm an English Professor in a film. I have only ever read Moby Dick, Shakespeare and Charles Dickens. I quote them extensively in ways that let you know the film writers were English majors.
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Hello, I'm a historian in a film. My office is a massive space filled with Persian rugs, leather couches and massive wooden bookcases. There's a Tiffany lamp on my desk and an original Gutenberg Bible on a stand next to it. I am wearing a tweed suit with five layers.
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santiagomayer.com
At this point they could announce that Ghislaine Maxwell is being put in charge of labor statistics and I wouldn’t even be surprised
matanaroberts.bsky.social
right?! amazing history
matanaroberts.bsky.social
the hilarious part is tht American Eagle jeans are not made in America.
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matanaroberts.bsky.social
( had to hide it from my mom lol)
matanaroberts.bsky.social
I had a beeper.

it looked ridiculous even covered up.